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Posts by Matthew Simmons

In continuing bee news, last night I dreamed our house was filled with bees because an enormous colony of them had moved into the house next door to us.

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I saw it this afternoon. Maybe they just did it last night. Nearly ran into the car in front of me.

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They added a new sticker!

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I'm reposting this because CUBE OF BEES. I mean, c'mon! #pedh commander possibilities? Does the cube, Looney Tunes-like, turn itself into a giant hammer when it attacks?

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MtG cards: Harmonized Trio, Resonating Lute, Tablet of Discovery, Cauldron of Essence, and Pensive Professor. And then, CUBOID COLONY, a big ol’ cube MADE OUT OF BEES!  What could be better?

MtG cards: Harmonized Trio, Resonating Lute, Tablet of Discovery, Cauldron of Essence, and Pensive Professor. And then, CUBOID COLONY, a big ol’ cube MADE OUT OF BEES! What could be better?

Bought myself six Strixhaven singles so far, five of which were @tolariancommunitycollege.com suggestions, and the other of which is a CUBE OF BEES.

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It occurs to me that because the Mr Beast team invited you, and you made a video, and I enjoyed the video, I may now subconsciously have a more positive association with Mr Beast. Not conscious, mind you. But maybe that's the point? It's "Mr Beast, enjoyable Dan Olson video, buy meat stick."

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Thank you, Tom Waits.

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This was not a mistake and he didn’t catch himself and make a correction mid-sentence. He was dog whistling to the Nazi wing of the MAGA voting base. He can barely keep himself from smiling after he says it.

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Hail!

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Why the fuck did they tell Tim Walz to stop calling them weird? They are so God damned weird.

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It’s raining here, too. I’m listening to it and playing Momir on MtG Arena. It’s nice.

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Austin Walker is one of the coolest people in games and I felt so joyful getting to listen to this interview, where he dug into one of my games and put it in dialogue with one of his own. ✨

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What is a deck? Is it simply a pile of Magic: The Gathering cards or can it be so much more? @kenlikescarbs.bsky.social investigates (inside of himself).

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Took great care of a fig tree, too.

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Nice one! Reminds me a little of this:

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“Oh, man. Harvard was going to give me $200k, @peterthiel. But I just can’t imagine taking money from an institution so captured, ideologically. If only a more heterodox organization, one that’s not afraid of ideas would, you know, step up.” *blink blink*

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If I pretend to turn down money from a high profile educational institution, do you think Peter Thiel will send me a pile of cash?

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I keep getting clips of those two liberals talking to their fussy, conservative parents, and watching the father’s precipitous fall into baffling incoherence is starting to feel like elder abuse.

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Bad time to be that comedian who did a pretty funny defense of Guy Fieri.

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Am I too old to get a @mogwai.scot tattoo?

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If, instead of the saxophone, music in the 80s had featured more trumpet, the era would've been remembered as brash instead of sleazy.

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The Magic: The Gathering card Gilder Bairn.

The Magic: The Gathering card Gilder Bairn.

His frog costume isn’t fooling anyone.

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Two of four DCC level 0 characters, one with “killed by a wet thing” written over the stats, one with “skewered by spears” written on it.

Two of four DCC level 0 characters, one with “killed by a wet thing” written over the stats, one with “skewered by spears” written on it.

I drew all over a paper towel that I used to clean up the wet erase marker on a battle mat. It looks like a scary face.

I drew all over a paper towel that I used to clean up the wet erase marker on a battle mat. It looks like a scary face.

DCC funnel going pretty well so far.

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A sealed copy of the card game, ON THE EDGE.

A sealed copy of the card game, ON THE EDGE.

Wild little find at the Bellevue Half Price Books—it’s @jonathantweet.bsky.social’s ON THE EDGE.

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A pile of four books. From the bottom, it’s IN THE DUST OF THIS PLANET, THE NEW GODS, FEAR AND TREMBLING, and a novelization of the movie HOWARD THE DUCK.

A pile of four books. From the bottom, it’s IN THE DUST OF THIS PLANET, THE NEW GODS, FEAR AND TREMBLING, and a novelization of the movie HOWARD THE DUCK.

Hey, let’s share “to be read” piles! Here’s mine!

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How is that one? I’m awaiting the audiobook from the library.

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I know where we can find a Doctor Zaius @danagould.bsky.social

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Reminder; we all have 8 days left to buy our Gorilla suits! Don't wait 'til the last minute!!

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Old HBomberguy videos.

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