In continuing bee news, last night I dreamed our house was filled with bees because an enormous colony of them had moved into the house next door to us.
Posts by Matthew Simmons
I saw it this afternoon. Maybe they just did it last night. Nearly ran into the car in front of me.
They added a new sticker!
I'm reposting this because CUBE OF BEES. I mean, c'mon! #pedh commander possibilities? Does the cube, Looney Tunes-like, turn itself into a giant hammer when it attacks?
MtG cards: Harmonized Trio, Resonating Lute, Tablet of Discovery, Cauldron of Essence, and Pensive Professor. And then, CUBOID COLONY, a big ol’ cube MADE OUT OF BEES! What could be better?
Bought myself six Strixhaven singles so far, five of which were @tolariancommunitycollege.com suggestions, and the other of which is a CUBE OF BEES.
It occurs to me that because the Mr Beast team invited you, and you made a video, and I enjoyed the video, I may now subconsciously have a more positive association with Mr Beast. Not conscious, mind you. But maybe that's the point? It's "Mr Beast, enjoyable Dan Olson video, buy meat stick."
Thank you, Tom Waits.
This was not a mistake and he didn’t catch himself and make a correction mid-sentence. He was dog whistling to the Nazi wing of the MAGA voting base. He can barely keep himself from smiling after he says it.
Hail!
Why the fuck did they tell Tim Walz to stop calling them weird? They are so God damned weird.
It’s raining here, too. I’m listening to it and playing Momir on MtG Arena. It’s nice.
Austin Walker is one of the coolest people in games and I felt so joyful getting to listen to this interview, where he dug into one of my games and put it in dialogue with one of his own. ✨
What is a deck? Is it simply a pile of Magic: The Gathering cards or can it be so much more? @kenlikescarbs.bsky.social investigates (inside of himself).
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Took great care of a fig tree, too.
Nice one! Reminds me a little of this:
“Oh, man. Harvard was going to give me $200k, @peterthiel. But I just can’t imagine taking money from an institution so captured, ideologically. If only a more heterodox organization, one that’s not afraid of ideas would, you know, step up.” *blink blink*
If I pretend to turn down money from a high profile educational institution, do you think Peter Thiel will send me a pile of cash?
I keep getting clips of those two liberals talking to their fussy, conservative parents, and watching the father’s precipitous fall into baffling incoherence is starting to feel like elder abuse.
Bad time to be that comedian who did a pretty funny defense of Guy Fieri.
Am I too old to get a @mogwai.scot tattoo?
If, instead of the saxophone, music in the 80s had featured more trumpet, the era would've been remembered as brash instead of sleazy.
The Magic: The Gathering card Gilder Bairn.
His frog costume isn’t fooling anyone.
Two of four DCC level 0 characters, one with “killed by a wet thing” written over the stats, one with “skewered by spears” written on it.
I drew all over a paper towel that I used to clean up the wet erase marker on a battle mat. It looks like a scary face.
DCC funnel going pretty well so far.
A sealed copy of the card game, ON THE EDGE.
Wild little find at the Bellevue Half Price Books—it’s @jonathantweet.bsky.social’s ON THE EDGE.
A pile of four books. From the bottom, it’s IN THE DUST OF THIS PLANET, THE NEW GODS, FEAR AND TREMBLING, and a novelization of the movie HOWARD THE DUCK.
Hey, let’s share “to be read” piles! Here’s mine!
How is that one? I’m awaiting the audiobook from the library.
I know where we can find a Doctor Zaius @danagould.bsky.social
Reminder; we all have 8 days left to buy our Gorilla suits! Don't wait 'til the last minute!!
Old HBomberguy videos.