always hated this "coming out" framing being used for anything, but especially being conservative or using AI, etc. and they're talking about it now because they are still pushing the idea it "won". plus "without replacing creatives" is pure horseshit, it's cutting creatives, just not themselves

date someone who wears cargo shorts so they can carry around the turkey legs at the ren faire

Three-ish panel comic: a pirate uses a telescope to look out onto the water and seems shocked. He yells out, “Captain! You’re not going to believe this!” Out on the water is what appears ostensibly to be a Pizza Hut, but underneath the surface we see the hut is actually attached to the head of a gigantic kraken squid monster.

Four years ago today, I posted my first beetle moses comic

A thing about the heaviest users of chatbots is that they acclimate to cloying obsequiousness. Like a billionaire and their entourage of viziers, it becomes normal to them.

Any interaction that is *not* abject simpering they'll now perceive as a slap to the face, an aggressively violent outburst.

boys be like 'i know a place' then take you here

*moss growing over me and mushrooms growing out of me* happy earth day

Y’all will eat Sushi, and Quinoa, and Poke, and Tacos and not utter a single word about it being poor man’s food but the minute a food has a strong association with black culture everybody’s a food snob. 😪

And maybe also tell him that a South African apartheid prince has coopted his name for evil purposes, like a neo-Edison

holding a seance so i can call nikola tesla babygirl

@zackpolanski.bsky.social still keeping the spirit of Emma Goldman alive 💚💚💚💚💚💚

I, too, would like to be buried with the nerdiest passage of my favourite book.

It was the Busta Rimes, it was the Wusta Rhymes.

i think 'outrage' that trans people can't safely use public toilets anymore is valid

Fair nough

Dude's thrusting with a slashing blade? Bruh

I thought James was satirising this piece but nope, direct quote

Anyone else confuse Heather Graham with Miranda Otto?

Pedocons

get to the pointe

~dancers, probably

Skyblock Holmes

Send skeet

CouchBrothers

Gods you lot are insufferable.

Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me

The Folding Ideas Mr. Beast video is well made while stating the obvious but its real utility is letting everyone admit that this shit is pretty clearly dying given the scale of his operation.

LIFE, IT NEVER DIE
WOMEN ARE MY FAVORITE GUY
SEX, I'M WANTING MORE
TELL THE WORLD, STOP THE WAR

Saying it louder:

By elevating a task of "verification" and delegating it to a chosen few, *you encouraged* the idea that Palestinians are "scammers"

Had we *all* simply stepped up this would not have *been able* to happen.

Israel has an extensive history of violence against Jews throughout the region, both in the form of false-flag attacks to frighten wealthy Mizrahim into fleeing to Israel (most notably in Iraq and Egypt) and in the form of just straight-up bombing Jewish quarters (most notably in Beirut.)

Obviously the biggest victims of Zionism are Palestinians, and the second-biggest victims are all their non-Jewish neighbors especially in Lebanon, but the third-biggest is very much Arab Jews, who have almost entirely been erased from the narrative except as a justification for Zionist violence.

Werner Herzog as Wario. he looks really fucked up because i only spent 5 minutes photoshopping this

“do not mistake me for a mere inversion of heroism. i am what remains when all pretense of virtue has been stripped away & replaced with appetite.

i laugh, yes, a grotesque howl. it is not joy, but instead the sound of a man who has realized that possession is neither ownership nor fulfillment.”