*somebody* had one too many drinks last night and has had to spend the day like this

Je suis need a haircut

Please enjoy these pictures of the freezing British seaside in honour of the fact that 2025 has been a c-unit of a year and 2026 is predisposed to be worse

Pete fell off his chair while he was trying to show us Cossack dancing

Rewarding myself for completing the Christmas prep and getting a feather trim with a trip to see Christmas Elvis

The weather is awful and I’ve decided to start a new campaign to ban everyone under 6ft from carrying an umbrella

Saw some bridges

I’ve campaigned for my entire career to have nap spaces built into workspaces. Now when I work from home I eat at my desk and nap during the break

Interesting view from tonight’s hotel room. Really hoping the trains don’t start too early

The bags got too big

Finally managed a long overdue feather trim

Black Box Recorder- The Facts of Life (Official Video) YouTube video by One Little Independent Records

Been encouraged to listen to the old Taylor Swift on my train home and it’s remind me of this youtube.com/watch?v=0d3v...

The tequila has landed

Pretty sure I’ve non-deliberately ordered sharing plates for each meal today and proceeded to finish both portions each time

GCSE French has so far found me a train and a coffee but put me on a bus in the wrong direction

The cold plunge was significantly colder today

Never has a week more deserved a Friday pint

It sadness me that the stereotypes run so deep

Downloaded this to watch on the train. Strange place for someone to choose to chop onions

Swimming pool’s closed so having to make do with the outdoors

Suffered an attack at the hands (mouth) of this vicious beast

Which demon did you get?

Everyone should go here because I like it and I want it to stay

I won’t be accepting any snark from the ladies about cleanliness ever again. Filthy beggars

I have a fox that sleeps in the garden and every morning starts with a seagulls screeching and dive bombing him

I thought they were supposed to help you sleep, not wake you up

Just did a run for the first time in years because the pool is closed. je n'ai pas apprécié

Had an excellent morning alternating between sweating and freezing at the new sauna this morning. Might have a nap now

Finally warm enough for me to brave the waters

We’re not coming last, there’s someone else on that list that will do much worse in the public vote. Definitely second to last though