If you're bringing back the Newton, the next step is the eMate. Nailed it.

I went outside and looked around like a good Minnesotan. You have to practice or you might not be ready for the real thing.

Comic. [Person and person with white hat facing two boxes stacked with $80 price tag and sale tag on each box.] PERSON 1: They want $80 for this? I could make one myself for $10 in parts, an hour of work, a trip to the hardware store, another $30 in parts, another few hours of work, two more trips to the store for $20 more in parts, another hour of work to redo the first hour of work because I messed up, and $80 to buy this when the one I made breaks.

Make It Myself

xkcd.com/3233/

What'd I Miss? - Hamilton (Original Cast 2016 - Live) [HD] YouTube video by Asaki Takaya

I can't see that phrase without immediately going into this tune:
youtu.be/t8xQU1hkYao?...

Wait, there's an algorithm? I only see posts from people I follow and they're always in chronological order, as the Koala intended.

USS Voyager Ambient Engine Noise for 12 Hours YouTube video by crysknife007

Nobody has made a mix of "Faith of the Heart" for 12 hours, so this is my only suggestion:
youtu.be/MuMsb4nzmis?...

I could go for being offline for an extended period. Probably with daily q-naps. (Sorry about your NAS)

THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!

And a AG with a FRIGGIN SPINE...

Depluralize a movie

Beach

Ghostbuster

From what I remember it was more of an apprenticeship situation.

Hey Chief, long time listener. Love the show. One of my academy classmates was a professional fudge packer. He suggested that the stay-fresh containers should be placed in an airlock and after the atmosphere is evacuated a person in an EVA suit attaches and seals the lids. It also improves texture.

It's not Marmite. Peanut butter is barely magical in comparison.

That code was supposed to expire yesterday. Also, why are you trying to order a Shamrock shake in April? You know the specials rotate monthly. And just to clarify, it wasn't me.

Deer god!

Post something random or you'll have a bad April.

Good April Fool's joke. Everyone can tell you used a Box Blur.

I was going to make an April Fool's joke about cultural appropriation, but I know there's always a few people who don't get that it's a joke. I'll be at the first Polkalodeon show within 200 miles of me. 🎺

star trek deep space nine inspired fan art featuring Jadzia Dax. she's battling with a klingon bat'leth. the text says "Protect the Dolls." the colors of the Transgender pride flag are smeared across her eyes.

star trek discovery fan art illustration of Gray Tal, they're awash in the Transgender Pride colors.

star trek Strange New Worlds inspired fan art featuring Captain Angel. she's awash in the colors of the Transgender pride flag and giving the Vulcan salute.

Happy Transgender Day of Visibility. 🏳️‍⚧️💚

You are seen and you are loved and remember, the only minority destroying the world is the Epstein class.

Always with the shoulder. It's not like you need an excuse to go visit Julian.

Tractor Tuesday forever!

It wasn't me! Roberts and T'jon were working on a "faster than light upgrade" to the ODN as an attempt to reduce latency in the data systems. It may have created some chronotons. Some crew may have had an extra Tuesday this week. At least the tractor beam got installed.

#OtD 25 Mar 1911 a fire took place in the New York Triangle Shirtwaist Factory, killing 147 workers, with most of the victims being women and young girls. The owners were charged with seven counts of manslaughter but weren't found guilty stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/9761...

a couple of muppets giving the horns sign with their hands ALT: a couple of muppets giving the horns sign with their hands

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Do you really think the farmers down here are going to vote for you? Because handing them even more triple-dip subsidies and regulatory demand isn't enough. If having their soybean prices crater due to tariffs didn't change their minds, this certainly won't.

Is there a user group we could join? Just like the old days?

I believe the kids call that "Bouncing on it crazy style".

It's like some people with college degrees simply forget the week they spent in "fundamentals of public speaking" (or equivalent) learning all about visual aids. That's what slides are. Graphs and photos are better than words. Six words is actually a good guideline. Think Steve Jobs presentations.

It's also Exorcist Day (make the spirits disappear)
www.pastafariancalendar.com