I'm so sorry I posted this in my sleep

Flotsam and dankass

pheep

Is this about my 'hung smile' retweet

I love doing stuff

Right. Get off my back

CoC! I love slowly losing my sanity in game and irl

[At the café. I pick up my phone and start typing]:

Friend: I thought you didn't have social media.
Me: I don't.
Friend: But- you're... What is that, Bluesky?
Me: It's not social. It's not media, either.
Friend: Bu-
Me, exasperated: It's a POST,

The woman next to me at the hairdresser is saying her cat just got a facelift

hung smile

Looking forward to ten years from now when we start getting the reboots of the reboots

[Staring at myself intently in a mirror]: I do not need to transcribe historical manuscripts. I do NOT need to transcribe historical manuscripts

Not my type

Justice for grene

Guys please forgive me but I am filthy for Aptos typeface. I would crawl on my knees for Aptos typeface

You have entered A Trap

Thank you! I am writing to this tonight!

I'm leuting!

I'm leutal. I'm leutal as hell

This IS the flex you think it is

What's good for the goose is a big kiss and probably a hug

Kiss two birds with one mouth. Now that's economy

Don't count your chickens before you kiss each and every one of em

Birds of a feather are kissable

Listen, you'd better believe I'd kiss a bird. If I get any bird in the hand I'll kiss it

Imagine hanging out your clothes and suddenly your nose gets pecked off

I don't know the person that used "recent emoji." I don't know who she is.

Hidden Lever is Destroyed!

Imagine counting your money and suddenly your nose gets pecked off