Posts by The Clear Cider
Fifteen minutes before the President announced he was pausing strikes on Iran, somebody moved $500 million in oil futures. Somebody knew. Somebody told them. Or somebody is them.
New piece ↓
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What would be better? 🤔
Trump dying tomorrow (no matter how) ?
— or —
Trump serving out his term (either by impeachment or 2028) & left in prison for the last years of his life?
Remember when they jailed Martha Stewart for 5 months in prison for doing far less than what Trump did with insider stock trading manipulation ?
Winning ?
Trump is literally an orange moronic steaming pile of 💩 …
“I’ve won the war!” — Trump
So that means all our consumer goods costs will be returning to pre-Trump prices?
Right?
Right?
I am dancing!
If you saw the alleged videos of an obese Trump repeatedly raping & sometimes murdering children, you might seek your soul’s redemption at the bottom of numerous bottles too.
Or your eyes might permanently cross from the visual afflictions.
But no excuses!
Release all the Trump - Epstein files!
“I’ve won the war!” — Trump
Well, now, more than half of Trump’s staff must be on, err … edge … ?? 🤷♀️
Labor Sec Lori Chavez-DeRemer is out of President Donald Trump’s Cabinet, the White House said Monday, after multiple allegations of abusing her position’s power, including having an affair with a subordinate.
Solution?
RFKjr sucking a Zyn.
Where’s this coming from, ya think?
Who’s who?
The tan suit. 🤦♀️
I am dancing!
I’m surprised they put Obama on their list. Trump must be gassing it. <insert that finger money emoji 🫰here>
Maybe with my new BlueSky actual human contacts list, I can campaign for that “thumbs down” posts option. 🤔
Gallup:
Disabled veterans arrested by Capitol police protesting the war on Iran.
"Not another nickel, not another dime, no more for Trump's war crimes/the cost of war is too damn high."
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There is no more “Biden’s fault.”
Gas prices.
Energy hikes.
National debt.
Grocery prices.
Insurance costs.
Housing markets.
Consumer confidence.
They’re all Trump’s fault.
If you saw the alleged videos of an obese Trump repeatedly raping & sometimes murdering children, you might seek your soul’s redemption at the bottom of numerous bottles too.
Or your eyes might permanently cross from the visual afflictions.
But no excuses!
Release all the Trump - Epstein files!
#ETTD
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Remember sitting in the then food cafeteria chain (Luby’s, Furr’s, Morrison’s, etc) as a kid with your parents during a Sunday lunch outing …
And all the women Trump’s age, had beautiful coiffed light pink hair?
🤣🤣🤣
Owl Squad! 🦉
Wanna buy franchise? Get in now, franchises going quick!
I also have an owl subsidiary for those Iowa corn-fed field mice & rats of yours.
Most are trained to return their prey to you. See ad on FB for signup details.
Owls-R-Us. The only Owl Squad you’ll ever need. 🦉Hoo.
It’s my business !!! 🦇🤣