I am a lifelong Ohio State fan,but Hang on Sloopy is the stupidest song ever written and I'm glad that they aren't playing it anymore. "We'll play it when we really need it" is code for "We'll never play it because it sucks."

Saquon Barkley was almost a non-factor, but the Eagles won anyway. This is why I don't get paid for my opinions on sports that aren't baseball.
I mean, I don't get paid for my opinions on baseball, either, but I should, because when it comes to baseball I am a goddamn GENIUS...

Very disappointed to see that Nickelodeon isn't going to be covering the Super Bowl. Spongebob and Patrick are MUCH better announcers than anybody Fox could throw in there...

This is better than the multimillion dollar maple syrup ring the Canadians broke up...

Somebody was very bad at the vet today. So bad we had to reschedule his tests for two weeks from today and we have to give him some medication beforehand so he'll be calmer...

Another cat photo, because you can't ever have enough...

Ten desert island books, part 2:
6- William Shakespeare, Collected works
7- Gabriel Garcia-Marquez, 100 Years of Solitude
8- Thomas Berger, Arthur Rex
9- Neal Stephenson, Cryptonomicon
10- Susanna Clarke, Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell

My ten desert island books part 1:
1- Sir Thomas Malory, Le Morte D'Arthur
2- Edward Gibbon, The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire
3- Thomas Pynchon, Gravity's Rainbow
4- John Milton, Paradise Lost
5- Herman Melville, Moby Dick

There can never be too many cat photos on the internet...