Why I aughta

Shot of the lake from paddleboard, yes I fell in today, it was cold

I don’t care that it’s April and fuckin windy, I went paddle boarding!

Go Quandrix, you’re used to having walker’s in the zone

Invent rocks?

Everything is bad now because kids get their taste in music from algorithms instead of from trying to impress the older girl you know who looks like the Bombchu Bowling Alley Operator

@asmalldeer.bsky.social

Three-ish panel comic: a pirate uses a telescope to look out onto the water and seems shocked. He yells out, “Captain! You’re not going to believe this!” Out on the water is what appears ostensibly to be a Pizza Hut, but underneath the surface we see the hut is actually attached to the head of a gigantic kraken squid monster.

Four years ago today, I posted my first beetle moses comic

Pokemon rumble spheal with blurry speech text that says "have you tried not giving up and using whimsy and hope?"

we all know I have no life, so:

Angela Lansbury as her iconic character J.B. Fletcher. I chose this picture because at a glance the glasses looked like a sonic screwdriver

Jessica Fletcher isn’t scruffy enough to be a Columbo but certainly another time lord to him

What did that imply back in the 1860’s?

It’s actually a normal sized bag, Hobbes is just that small

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

That’s easy, do something difficult like picking up tongs and not clicking them together

Land of ten thousand*

I’m hoping to take the paddle board out after work tomorrow

Glad to see you culturally integrating

Very cool

Think you got what it takes to be a real jizz wailer?

If only

Brownie 2A that I found at an antique mall, this thing is from 1916

It’s mostly a showcase for the camera I took it with honestly

Black and white panorama of my motorcycle taken on ilford 400 with a 2A brownie

I don’t have a good scan of it but

Quitter talk, more shelves

How could you hit me on the first slide?? Don’t hate on a reasonable deal

@asmalldeer.bsky.social

A order of huevos chorizo. Refried beans, Spanish rice, scrambled eggs and chorizo. Very tasty, texture boss fight

I’m near some very good Mexican restaurants but often times I order delicious delicious slop

There’s a roll from the stereo camera that has some of my sisters wedding on it >_>

My body is a machine that turns rolls of film into undeveloped rolls of film

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?

Stinks like updog