Some days, it’s my only vegetable… 🤣

Today is the last day of *early* voting in Virginia for the redistricting referendum so get out there if you haven't already and vote yes. Election Day is this Tuesday.

Happy Freaking birthday month!!! Hope you get everything you ask for.

Interesting. I didn’t know Shawn was into that sort of fuckery, but not super surprised.

Hi. This is my dog Quinn. She has a very important message for people in Virginia today about our redistricting amendment!

Say hi if you also voted YES!! 🥳💙

You can’t change my mind on this: cauliflower pizza is a vegetable.
#therealpizzagate

From the Board of elections website: EARLY VOTING FOR THE JUNE 16, 2026 PRIMARY ELECTION BEGINS MONDAY, JUNE 8 AT 8:30 a.m.

Let’s keep these going then too!
Here to help. 👍🏼

Out now

April 16, 1862

DC freed enslaved people nine months before the rest of the country even considered it.  Leadership is foundational to who we are. Let’s lead the way again and put people first.  

Happy Emancipation Day!

DC mayor intends to declare emergency to bring back curfew zones - WTOP News Hours before the District of Columbia’s law that allows police to establish curfew zones for teens was set to expire Wednesday, D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser said she intended to declare a mayoral emergenc...

The D.C. Council allowed the youth curfew to expire.

Rather than risk showing it doesn’t reduce crime, the mayor plans to declare an emergency to bring it back anyway.

If your policy only survives by avoiding real-world results, that’s not public safety.

It’s politics.

wtop.com/dc/2026/04/d...

Large red text reads “DON’T RANK PINTO” over an image of DC Ward 2 Councilmember Brooke Pinto, who is running for Delegate. Underneath reads “Leave Brooke Pinto off your ballot - June 16”

#DontRankPinto
#FreeDC

Cost me 40 bucks to get this shot. Was it worth it? #NoKings Organize. Resist. Repeat.

Over eight million Americans took to the streets today, which makes No Kings 3 the biggest single day of protest in the history of our country. #NoKings

Billionaire toys, billionaire politics.

They can try to dominate televised media and silence voices on social media, but people still find a way to be heard.

Graphic breaking down an electricity bill in DC

Graphic breaking down a gas bill in DC

Graphic: CM Allen is chairing a public hearing on 6 bills to help address rising utility costs and water cut-offs: Lowering energy costs & expanding solar GRID Act (faster, lower-cost solar connections) Transparent Rates & Utility Expenses Act Protecting residents from shutoffs Utility Disconnection Protection Act DC Water Billing & Disconnection Modernization Act Making bills clearer & more accessible Automatic Enrollment for Utility Affordability Programs Improving Tenant Access to Water Bills

Today, Councilmember Allen is chairing a hearing to take on high utility bills, improve DC Water's process for water shut-offs, and make it easier for people to access existing discount programs.

Watch live starting at 10 a.m.: youtube.com/@councilmembercharlesallen

Much of these files are not a surprise because I believed Virginia back in 2016 when I saw her interview in testimony. #BelieveVictims

🚨Trump’s war on Iran has now killed more than 1000 civillians in a WEEK. Yet OpenAI, who own ChatGPT, just signed a deal to help the US military with mass killing and surveillance

DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT #quitgpt

📍near OpenAI's north London office

🚨URGENT: The world’s biggest tax dodging Trump lover is chairing the Met Gala this year.

Are you gonna let him drink champagne with Beyonce while the world burns because of him?

The Fish Doorbell — The Fish Doorbell Did you spot a fish? Press the Fish Doorbell! This alerts our lock operator to let the fish through. The Fish Doorbell is in Utrecht, NL.

It’s that time again—see a fish, ring the doorbell.

Don’t Let Magnum Destroy Ben & Jerry’s Along with great ice cream, Ben & Jerry’s was built to be an activist campaigner for justice – from racial equity to climate action to human rights. The activism has stayed strong because of Ben & ...

Hey Blue Sky Fam- it’s time to help activate grassroots opposition to Ben and Jerry’s new owners Magnum who are dismantling the independent board and declared they will no longer tolerate “controversial” stands by the brand. PLEASE Sign the petition today! actionnetwork.org/petitions/do...

Robert DeNiro holds Trump and the GOP accountable at the State of the Swamp State of the Union 2026 YouTube video by Adam Eidinger

Robert De Niro is the goat! #SoTU #FrogBrigade youtu.be/JBqaMmqneok?...

Still high on #BenitoBowl2026

It’s sad that after all this time I still know who bumble jack is… he has officially rotted a small space in my brain.

This is badass 🔥🔥🔥
And I love it so much…

Epstein survivors are sharing the most important ad you’ll see today. Please watch. Trump and his administration are trying to cover up this scandal, but we are not moving on from it.

Bad Bunny: God bless America, *all* the Americas.

Damn that is going to make MAGA maaaaaaaddddddd.

I cried like 3 times, sang, yelled, danced even. #BenitoBowl

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-...

I’m not actually surprised cause I got a fash vibe when I first heard about a substack. It was some crime bros from the neighborhood. Aka Fash lite.

I’m not arguing with no account defending AI. My grandmother lives in an area being environmentally compromised currently by an ai data center. I remember the color of the lake before they built it and the sludge I see in it when I go to see her. Shut the fuck up about “the benefits of AI” forever.