If someone has your power of attorney you absolutely should not be a lawmaker. C'mon y'all this isn't hard.

The "free speech debate" was always one side pretending they embraced a kind of free speech extremism on principle, a lie, and one side honestly grappling with where lines should be and being upfront about that being the issue. Years later we are still pretending the liars are the principled ones.

social media was a wonderful brain toilet for every random half thought you didn't want to bother real people with before they decided to move all of society and infrastructure and government inside of the toilet

Woof

Apparently it's St George's Day 🐉

nan diagram

Will & Grace ass idea.

Big bous deserve some fun in the sun

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Foghorn Leghorn looks mighty fine in that trailer!

#Art #Fanart

Skill issue. Elder millennial furries like me cut our teeth sending award-quality horny messages for hours on end with our dicks in the other hand

Typing code is hard? Try improvising written smut with someone else on the other end.

Amateurs.

Most useful thing I learned in grad school was that elite political lessons are just scary bedtime stories.

Dukakis tank, dean scream, swift boat, sister Souljah, Nixon on TV, grab em by the pussy, nothing in the data suggests any of these had any real effect beyond pundits chattering about them.

Commission for Toast on facebook, character is Yamaoka from Kinoshita Jiroh's doujinshi

My basement got no business looking like this

Is it Bernard?

Terminal West Wing brain

Horses are stackable?

Can't you just... join them?

Lifeguard #seaotter

But also it just sucks

Look at how pretty our city is!

I'm 100% certain GRRM has an incest kink and no healthy outlet for it

Happy birthday cutie!

i do love how "i take responsibility for [x]" now just means "yes I did it and fuck you, there will be no consequences"

Cecil is celebrating the funny number day. Are you?

Art by @bluescale.bsky.social

Grocery store drink/sandwich shelf proudly headed by the title "Fart Food" in large, all capital letters. "Fart" is the Swedish word for "speed", so this is wordplay for "Fast Food".

Swedes can post sometimes

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

Re: nostalgia for VHS tapes and other analog media, I saw someone say like "a VHS tape never sold my information to a nazi" and yes that's true! But the reason it's true is actually because Congress passed a law in 1988 specifically making it illegal for video stores to sell your rental history

Dad left us at the movies and the ticket agent guided us to the theater for Home Alone 2.

Except that theater was alternating movies throughout the day so we saw The Crying Game.

I was 9 and my brother was 6.

You can tell horseshoe theory has caused real lasting damage by how eager the press has been to claim there's an equivalence between the violence caused by the manosphere and some women choosing to vote Green/being opposed to genocide/finding some men they know tedious.

Today marks 7yrs since my friend Dogbomb left this earth.The words he asked me to read at an ALS walk still resonate:1)Be kind 2 strangers.2)Help those in need. 3)Have a smile& a good word 4 everyone.4)Tell your friends &family that you love them at every opportunity.
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