I cut class about 40 days a year in high school to ski at Mt Bachelor. Just thought of it as PE or earth sciences. I turned out fine.

Man, I say we give these Dominionists what they want. Oblige them. Give them the ending of ‘The Life of Brian’

As an OG FBI-CART trained forensic examiner. I want to see these DOGE clowns dragged and sanctioned hard. I would do this shit pro bono.

Don’t forget Trump’s connections in the Baku Tower project in Azerbaijan that had tentacles to the IRGC.

Would be funny if our armed forces simply surrendered to NATO

No thanks.

He’s gonna run for President

they do move in herds is written on a picture of a man and woman Alt: they do move in herds is written on a picture of a man and woman

They do move in herds

First job out of college and police academy was a cop in a small-town

With zero training, also 911 dispatcher whenever the actual dispatcher needed a bathroom break and a couple lung darts.

Nothing like answering 911 thinking, “Cool, we’re both figuring this out together.”

This explains that Silicon Valley job interview question “You’re a nickel in a blender, how do you get out?”

Finger puppets

‘Waxworks’ level unlocked. Need to get a Bridge partner.

Botox box-wine brunette Barbie is crashing out and I’m here for it 😂

"Please stop opening the evidence on your laptop."

"Yes, it matters."

"No, 'I was careful' is not a forensic methodology."

Ducks would have won the 2011 Natty if that dude was not fielding ineligible players like Michael Dyer.

Nora look cray cray at the end of Sunset Boulevard

I haven’t done that since i was a bus boy at King’s Table Buffet working for $2.95/hr. Get some sleep, man

And who needs sleeper cells when Jan 6 MAGA influencers simply run amok

Dude clearly plays too much Captain of Industry and has a slag dumping problem.

Genealogy is my goto with breaking news. It’s always an interesting rabbit hole.

I once had a girlfriend who would try to start fights with strangers assuming I would have her back. Hope she found her white knight.

Just don’t mess with my albaloo polo portions.

“My dad can beat up your dad!”

Billionaire, Ted Waitt’s +1 of Gateway Computer fame.

German or Japanese steel?

Yeah, IDK i just learned what StompWaffles were yesterday.

Replace with $5000 macerating toilets with built in bidet. Boom, you’re done

Kash Patel is going to make history as the first FBI director to get medically evacuated from Burning Man

Punchy McPunchyface