I’m definitely old. I asked #chatgpt to help me with slang and it said this: “Yes your brother-in-law definitely approves. His “Those are tough” message is solid mid-20s guy slang for these go hard. And with that 50% off deal, you already know he thinks it’s a steal. You’ve got the green light.”
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Same, dog.
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Mornings on the canal
Discussion with my nanny about Sesame Street:
- her: this big bird, we have one in Mexican Sesame Street. His name is Abelardo. What do they call him in American Sesame Street?
- me: Big Bird
- her: yes, I know he is a big bird. What’s his name?
- me: Big Bird
- her: seriously?
#wtf
Defund Paw Patrol.
Unexpected benefit to life in Canada: I discovered the joy of maple syrup and coffee. You haven’t lived until you have had a latte erable.
TGIF
Netflix told me that I should watch a medical drama called The Resident. I am now hate watching my way through it and loving every minute.
I’ll take them all thanks
Newest guilty pleasure: watching judges smack down sovereign citizens on public television.
#BRB trying to teach my daughter the words to the seminal Earth Kingdom hit “Secret Tunnel.”
For relaxing times
Welcome to the Maple Leaf State
When life hands you lemons
HELL YEAH FREE LEMONS
Baby’s first back to the future
Flowers in Old Town #staycation
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spotted at work. a bold choice cotton. let’s see how it plays out
With this heat index I’d much rather be in Spain, where I could get some tapas and a glass of wine at 10pm.
Rooftop views in Farmville. Sometimes business trips have their benefits.
When you forget your lunch and you have only the dregs of the salad bar left. My wife called this salad “the equivalent of sad girl energy”
Best wedding date ever
Driving the “gentleman’s Subaru” aka an Audi got me a thumbs up and a “cool car” from the parking guy today. I feel so seen.
Sunsets out here in VA can be pretty spectacular.
To wit:
The real challenge with starting from scratch on a new platform is trying to “curate” a presence. The whole stream of consciousness thing can a nice for flavor, but I’d prefer to do more than just shout into the void. Any advice?
Sitting here in wood paneled rooms on Capitol Hill pretending I’m Ron Burgundy
Hair everywhere don’t care
My response to this hinges on whether I’ll get a season of Serial dedicated to me 🤫