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Posts by Ben

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I’m definitely old. I asked #chatgpt to help me with slang and it said this: “Yes your brother-in-law definitely approves. His “Those are tough” message is solid mid-20s guy slang for these go hard. And with that 50% off deal, you already know he thinks it’s a steal. You’ve got the green light.”

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Same, dog.

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11 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Mornings on the canal

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Discussion with my nanny about Sesame Street:
- her: this big bird, we have one in Mexican Sesame Street. His name is Abelardo. What do they call him in American Sesame Street?
- me: Big Bird
- her: yes, I know he is a big bird. What’s his name?
- me: Big Bird
- her: seriously?
#wtf

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Defund Paw Patrol.

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Unexpected benefit to life in Canada: I discovered the joy of maple syrup and coffee. You haven’t lived until you have had a latte erable.

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TGIF

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Netflix told me that I should watch a medical drama called The Resident. I am now hate watching my way through it and loving every minute.

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I’ll take them all thanks

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Newest guilty pleasure: watching judges smack down sovereign citizens on public television.

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#BRB trying to teach my daughter the words to the seminal Earth Kingdom hit “Secret Tunnel.”

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For relaxing times

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Welcome to the Maple Leaf State

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When life hands you lemons

HELL YEAH FREE LEMONS

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Baby’s first back to the future

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Flowers in Old Town #staycation

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Follow me at @benedettosphotos on IG for more of my work!

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spotted at work. a bold choice cotton. let’s see how it plays out

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With this heat index I’d much rather be in Spain, where I could get some tapas and a glass of wine at 10pm.

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Rooftop views in Farmville. Sometimes business trips have their benefits.

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When you forget your lunch and you have only the dregs of the salad bar left. My wife called this salad “the equivalent of sad girl energy”

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Best wedding date ever

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#dogsofbluesky

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Driving the “gentleman’s Subaru” aka an Audi got me a thumbs up and a “cool car” from the parking guy today. I feel so seen.

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Sunsets out here in VA can be pretty spectacular.

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To wit:

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The real challenge with starting from scratch on a new platform is trying to “curate” a presence. The whole stream of consciousness thing can a nice for flavor, but I’d prefer to do more than just shout into the void. Any advice?

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Sitting here in wood paneled rooms on Capitol Hill pretending I’m Ron Burgundy

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Hair everywhere don’t care

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My response to this hinges on whether I’ll get a season of Serial dedicated to me 🤫

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