In life, you’re either a person who closes the live chat, or you’re a person who will wait for the assistant to say “is there anything else that I can help you with?”
I’m the latter. And I can’t imagine the amount of cumulative hours that I’ve wasted doing that.
Happy Mothers Day to all the Mums out there. Heroes the lot of you.
It has come to the point where I have now seen more minutes of clips of Adolescence being made than the programme itself.
We get it, it was one continuous shot.
Walkers just need to quit their failed experiment and revert their crisp packet colours to what they should be.
Blue for S&V, green for C&O.
Made all the more confusing by the fact they’ve retained the original colours for their Square crisps.
Not the mindf**k I needed this lunchtime! 🤣
Was there an Eastenders 40th Anniversary episode last night by any chance?
Scrolling through X, it’s impossible to tell. 🫣
Just found that there is a way in WhatsApp to transcribe voice messages.
This is a game changer.
Just browsing #afcb forums, Whatsapp groups, social media - seeing loads of posts from people desperate for a ticket for Saturday vs Liverpool.
Why was there not this much clamour for when we played, say, Palace or Everton at home? 🤔
Weird that.
Just felt the need to come on here and say that people need to realise it is not quicker to say VW rather than Volkswagen.
It’s more syllables.
I know the Traitors final is a big thing etc, however I’m not sure the BBC needed to have it as a Breaking News notification.
Note to self: Practise my “what the hell have I just witnessed” face.
Is he doing this on purpose now? He must be? Surely.
Although, looks like I cut a few corners 🤭
strava.app.link/KSO5Dusf4Pb
Absolutely reeks of Walsall (A) in the Auto Windscreens Shield this.
Fair play Eddie. What an effort this is.
#afcb #nufc #CarabaoCup
A nice cannabis inspired run around Poole Park.
Not smoking it, I must add. Just my usual 5K route set to the aromatic backdrop of a series of mega chilled-out teenagers sat on benches.
strava.app.link/4QegWGazWPb
Bumped in to this hero at the Bournemouth Parkrun 🇨🇴 #afcb
New Year 5K at Bournemouth ParkRun. Starting as I mean to go on! 🙌
Pint?
Heroic thank you. Will keep an eye on socials tomorrow.
Hell of a stat! Utilised at the end of our latest recording!
Wayne Rooney should take some advice from Gary Neville about cutting your losses when it becomes clear that management isn't for you.
Bloke's a joke. #PAFC
Who are these people that pop to their local shopping centre to buy presents only to come out lumbered with a £1500 Sky TV contract over two years?
Shocked to hear that the #OldFirm was a "frantic start". 🤥
Not sure if it is age, but hovering over an open wheelie bin with my phone in one hand and some rubbish in the other feels more perilous every time I do it.
Not sure if it’s easy to tell where we’re at this weekend.
It’s the most wonderful time of the year 🎶🎄
“Hi SWR? Mike here from Amazon Prime Video. Can you guys put on an extra 8 carriage train at 11pm for Spurs fans? We’ll cover the cost of it. Cheers”.
I know it’s not as logistically easy or simple as that, but the negligence from all angles is constantly a kick in the teeth.
Spurs fans will need to leave the match tomorrow about 15 minutes before it ends to catch the last train home.
Time for the Premier League to enforce a responsibility on broadcasters to secure transport guarantees if they want to keep pissing about with the kick off times?
#afcb #coys #thfc
Feel bad for retailers, independent or otherwise, in Bournemouth & Poole, who this Xmas will be missing out on trade due to people being forced to shop online.
Driving is impossible.
BCP Council’s perverse fascination in coordinating roadworks to facilitate non-existent cyclists is baffling.
