My dude just rode away from everybody.

ON A SUNDAY! 😱

That one song *was* a banger 25 years ago though.

Losing a parent isn’t any easier the second time around. 🥲

The new and improved, soccer-themed hot links are fantastic.

People who work as hospice aides are fucking angels.

😍

Three years. And nothing meaningful has changed to prevent another Robb. God have mercy on us.

Where is the YouTube video, made by an extremely affable midwesterner, to explain how to deal with an aging parent?

Playing adult sandlot baseball is the most fun I’ve had with pants on in forever.

I Just Went to the Store But There’s Nothing I Want to Eat in the House: Episode 1,735,082

The political media is obsessively relitigating the issue of Biden being too old and out of touch while the current president babbles incoherently at press conferences and regularly admits he's not the one making decisions on key policy matters.

the 90s were a wild time. if i told you how many magazines there were you wouldnt even believe me

LET RODO COOK!

1) USPS did not lose $3.3b. It provided a service that cost $3.3b. *The Pentagon* loses you money, however, every time it accidentally yeets a fighter jet off the deck of a carrier

In a mediation the client was fired up mad and started a rant when the mediator opened with - tell me about the case.

Mediator interrupted him and said - Hang on a minute. We will get to the lookie here motherfuckers.

it's homer j Simpson's drivers license! he was born on may 12, 1956

it's homer's birthday

There can be only one.

If I play it enough I’ll put on locking tuners.

It’s fun but man that thing is hard to keep in tune.

I have an old Charvel that I found in a yard sale years ago cleaned up and restored to playing condition. Like getting a new guitar for a hundred bucks.

DO IT!

Who could’ve guessed he was roided up?

Old school.

No watch. No GPS.

Just a known distance and Coach calling out splits.

Wild.

be ungovernable, i whisper as i reject cookies

I’m a strong tortilla chip but some days this salsa is just too chunky

I hate that new 2fa protocol that makes you run outside and take pics of 7 different kinds of bugs you find by lifting up the nearest rock. Stresses me out trying to find the different insects in under 30 seconds. Just let me check my damn savings account.