Absolutely love it when I finally work up the courage to call my doctor and it turns out they close at 4 instead of 5pm. 😕

Look, just because the US government looks like Nazis, quotes Nazis, endorses Nazis, and acts like Nazis, doesn’t mean they’re Nazis

*holds hand to earpiece*

I’m being told it does in fact mean they’re Nazis

If you voted for him, you shouldn't be allowed to go to Mexican restaurants. Or sushi restaurants. Or enjoy anything that the melting pot of America has made available.

If you support ICE, then you were the informer who turned over Anne Frank to the Gestapo.

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Me turning on the news thinking I might get an actual rundown of what's going on around the world instead of far right political propaganda:

Science is purple. Blue is math.

*tears out hair* Why is everyone so goddamn STUPID!? 🤬

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I just saw a reel of Sean Astin talking about how everyone tells him how Goonies was such a big part of their childhood, since it's the 40th anniversary of the movie. Looked up to see who had posted it.

It was AARP.

A graphic image of a white background with various rainbow colored stylized hearts around the edge, in the middle, bracketed by rainbow colored fireworks is the text: "Wishing all THE HOMOPHOBES a super uncomfortable month."

Whatever happens, you are not alone. We're all here to help. 🫂

How are you so damn pretty? How did I get so lucky? Love you so much, beautiful. ❤️

Good girl. *head pets*

Boo

Oh honey, I'm so sorry 😥

I literally want my tax dollars to support national parks, science, education, conservation, mental health, and helping marginalized people. In case that wasn't clear.

I love you so much, Imzadi! Happy Valentine's Day! 😘💋❤️

I love you so much

Good morning, BlueSky! Can I interest you in some nail polish content in these trying times? My first mani of the year was HT 50 Shades of Greige with Rose Gold Flake Taco. More manis to follow.