6 panel comic featuring chill guy and unchill gal. panel 1: Chill Guy handing a present to unchill gal saying "happy late birthday" to which she replies "Wow! You remembered!" p2: as she opens the present, green goo shoots out. off panel chill guy says "APRIL FOOLS!!!!!" p3: as she wipes the goo off she says "Okay well first off, both my birthday and April Fools day was OVER a week ago." p4. close up of chill guy twiddling fingers as hes handed an envelope. she days "Secondly, you got something in the mail." he replies "for moi? what is it?" p5. as he reads the note unchill gal explains, "Awhile back I signed you up to be enlisted in the army. You've been drafted." chill guy says "LOL ok. very funn-" p6. hard cut to a haggard chill guy in the middle of a combat zone
I didn't forget