i’ve been thinking about tomodachi life all day. how am i supposed to focus on work when Ianthe Tridentarius and Chappell Roan are in love and their household is called the Pink Bony Club

me: checks faq page

faqs: “for this specific problem, contact customer support with our convenient chat service!”

me: huh ok, guess i’ll see what the chat bot says

chat: “for this specific problem, contact customer support with our convenient chat service!”

me: huh ok, guess i’ll go fuck myself

Phoenix B-bottom...?

Edgeworth Ally...?

Edgeworth (I guess short people have feelings too!)

Edgeworth (....What is wrong with these two women!? Why does my pain give them delight?)

enjoy some of my favorite screenshots playing through ace attorney

inadvertently did dry january and dry february by nature of being physically ill for several weeks straight

don’t ever lose sight of what’s important in life (the two fictional characters in your mind that keep you going)

drawing really important stuff

called it “gingie” ale once to be silly and now i can’t stop. i love u canada dry gingie ale….

ok gamers it’s time to get my acnh island back up and running before the update :)

if you wanna be creative, you should take the time to photoshop your whole team onto stock images of dancing elves like god intended

so many of the holiday cards being emailed out at work are ai generated images. there’s some really cute ideas, but they just lose their charm because they’re so clearly not made by humans. atp i’d much rather see a boring zoom screenshot than whatever garbage this is

rat clenches fist of rage

me: wow i’m a having a surprisingly quiet and relaxing evening after a taxing week. how pleasant!
neighbor: starts blasting dubstep at full volume

she’s just like me fr

orange cat sitting on wooden stump. the cat is facing away from the camera

haven’t posted about neighborhood orange cat in awhile. he’s still around and i’ve seen him sitting on this stump multiple times this week. perfect spot to survey the land

i missed literal weeks worth of posts from friends, and it’s still giving me 90% ads and random videos from accounts i don’t follow? unbearable

i redownloaded instagram after having it deleted off my phone for like a month and.. damn it sucks so much. will probably end up deleting it again soon lmao

just saw a regular car with a wrap so garish that i briefly assumed it was a cybertruck

true romance is my soty even though it came out 3 yrs ago

why listen to disappointing new album releases when you can just listen to dirt femme by tove lo?

picture of envy from inside out captioned “envy fullmetal alchemist (anime/manga)

i know envy’s whole thing is shapeshifting, but can’t say i remember this one

yeah so many of our old photos together look like this. for some reason…

A screenshot from Seinfeld of George saying "I gotta focus. I'm shifting into soup mode." Harrow Nonagesimus's head is copied over George's

Happy fall 🍁

In early 2025, beaver activity in the Brdy Protected Landscape Area, Czech Republic, contributed to the restoration of a wetland ecosystem. A family of beavers constructed a series of dams that coincidentally accomplished environmental goals of the Czech government, which had delayed its proposed project since 2018 for bureaucratic and financial reasons. The beaver-built dams saved the Czech government approximately US$1.2 million,

imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off

can’t overstate how much easier life has been since i started actually putting effort into my mental health care. a stressful day like today would’ve sent me down a spiral a year ago. but today, instead of crashing out, i’m just like “ugh 😑” lmao

Tomorrow, Sept 18th, the Fat Bear Junior villa heats up! Four cubs enter, but only one will strut into the Fat Bear Week finale.

✨timeline cleanse✨ quote this with your favorite tumblr post

calendar showing just fat bear week for september 22-30 & no other events

calendar: updated
priorities: in check
bears: fat

finally turning off the a/c is great bc now i’m free from the Big Loud Sound. however it also sucks bc now i can hear the Several Small Sounds From Various Sources that were previously being drowned out

i kinda dgaf about the relatability of music like let me jam to a song about how my boyfriend sucks as a happily married lesbian

this is my life philosophy. not that u asked