Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me

I've heard the government say fuel stocks are 'down but stable' so many times in a row now I wonder if Luxon genuinely believes his polling is stable

Every time I look out the window I swear the weather is different. Either I'm on the good meds or the world is on the bad ones

Doesn't matter, he's sorted

If all the Chrises in the poll combined their votes, they still wouldn't have a majority

If I polled at 16 percent on Sunday night and knew the following morning I'd be grilled about it by Tova and John Campbell, I'd just quit. No hesitation

Haha, in the same vibe I see posts from various musicians about how broke they are and I feel like I might be the highest earning muso in the country - just not from music 😂

It's midday on a sunny Sunday in mid April, so of course someone in West Auckland is setting off fireworks

Tell them you could do anything on Zombo com

That kiwi accent 😂

It's like if Devo was put in a blender

I've seen them pop up in my feeds for a few weeks but only just gave it a shot today, very cool

Angine de Poitrine - Full Performance (Live on KEXP) YouTube video by KEXP

I'm on a lot of meds right now, so I'm not sure if this is truly the craziest band I've ever heard, or I'm just hallucinating youtu.be/0Ssi-9wS1so?...

Nine Inch Noize - Album by Nine Inch Nails Listen to Nine Inch Noize by Nine Inch Nails and Boys Noize on YouTube Music - a dedicated music app with official songs, music videos, remixes, covers, and more.

This new pseudo-NIN album is pretty decent music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Cool - I'm about eight episodes in and I'm glad they have a 'previously on' at the start of each episode, haha

Oooh! I think watching videos with the kids has buggered my algorithm, didn't see it, I better check it out!

Haven't watched much Beato recently. Wish he'd do some more What Makes this Song Great videos, those were always interesting

I can't even imagine how they write stuff like this - it sounds like it's from another planet

Got a few days now where I've got nothing to do but rest, take meds and shitpost. Can one of the things happen, please? I'll have to read a book otherwise

Vol.1 - Album by Angine de Poitrine Listen to Vol.1 by Angine de Poitrine on YouTube Music - a dedicated music app with official songs, music videos, remixes, covers, and more.

I've just come across these guys if you're up for something crazy music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Still unbeaten

You know who else thought the numbers were bad

One of those days when it's not clear what 'it' is in the question, 'Did it happen?'

First Light YouTube video by Lana Del Rey - Topic

Did not expect to wake up today to a Lana Del Rey BOND theme! music.youtube.com/watch?v=N4CD...

It really IS like old school Twitter 😂

Try being a Dan. I had classes at school where literally half the boys had the same fucking name

No fellow Lana fans on Bluesky? Can't be! I'll assume it's the outage's fault

First Light YouTube video by Lana Del Rey - Topic

Did not expect to wake up today to a Lana Del Rey BOND theme! music.youtube.com/watch?v=N4CD...

Oxyposting was certainly not on that list!

Thanks