Picture of the DVD cover for the 2006 RomCom Penelope. Titular character on a swing, scarf tied around her nose and mouth a la a covid mask to hide her pig nose.

I know Penelope would have loved covid.

My future in-laws paid for our honeymoon, which is sweet, but my FIL used it as an excuse to keep bringing up us "making whoopie"
I'd rather he said fuck tbh

Wish I could get that nesting urge without having to have a baby about it

Just made the mistake of telling my neurotypical coworker about the time I listened to the song "Notre Dame" by Paris Paloma for 6 hours on repeat

1 week of my insurance company (not doctors) trying to tell my doctor that I shouldn't take the medication she (a doctor) prescribed me.
1 week of me being unmedicated against the wishes of myself and my doctor.

Very scared for what kpop demon hunters is going to do to my Spotify wrapped

I'm not a good host but I'm a good 2nd tier host, which means I show up early at the hosts house with last minute things, help clean, and I'm the "first guest" so things aren't weird.

Man I wish I could go a day without getting targeted by Ozempic ads

On the phone with IT at work and they're operating my computer remotely and I just watched them Google windows 11.
Chat Im cooked

The little sounds you make when you're talking to someone on the phone and using a computer to answer a question but the computer is taking a long time so you make noises so they know youre still there and working on it

I'm on my "quack quack spot back" type shit

If you're cold, they're cold.
Bring him in

Oh to be a cat sleeping on a fat girl's chest.

Earlier this year I was I dragging, and I had a goal for the year of 100,000 words. So I set a goal of writing 100 words a day minimum for 100 days. During that time I made sure to be reading books, hanging out with friends, but not letting myself just be distracted. Now I'm ahead of my yearly goal!

Is social media toxic? Yes.
Do I just want to feel something like I did pre-2019? Yes.