Current weight loss method: choose every meal as if I'm planning to get fucked in a few hours

Only sometimes

I think sneps are more bottomy

Despite me only ever being topped by sneps actually

Saw another cyber truck 🫩

Honestly if you drive one I just automatically assume you are the biggest douchebag on the planet, with no remorse

Ugly ass trapezoid lookin pile of dogshit

Getting my morning coffee in a drop top Porsche DOES suck there's no cupholders 😭😭😭

Getting up at 6am doesn't suck so bad in a drop top Porsche

I think I'm indifferent?

FINALLY new rubber for the Boxster. Nitto NT555 G2s that I promptly took for a rip through the woods as soon as I got off work

You just had to include your foot

something to take the edge off

Am I a real furry now, I have cropped porn as my tg pfp

How Vaccines Work 🧬🧫🧪🔬💉🥽

youtu.be/X3XVlnFoYDQ?...

Fursona in a They/Them/Throat crop-top but nothing else

'86*

Genuinely want him to raw me

Have you tried not having a fat fuckin hog

is he getting hotter?

dad: so whats the deal with the war

me: *speaks for 5 min*

dad: wow that is an impressive analysis

me: thanks I took it from a person I follow online who is a subject matter expert

dad: oh whats their name

me: They are a cartoon dog wearing underwear as a face mask called Piss Prevail On Earth

What, you can read?

STi*

GLI*

Me in my haven (LVFC room) gazing upon my domain (the Alexis Park) as nature thrives as intended (the drunk furry puking in the bushes outside my room)

#LVFC2026

If your software asks the user if they'd like to do something and the only choices are "Yes" and "Later" I'd cover my drink around you.

My heart goes out to the Iranian people, and all who have loved ones in Iran.

The Iranian people have been made to suffer at the hands of extremists, both domestic and foreign for generations.

Whatever happens tonight, you all deserved so much better from all of us.

Not happy to be back in Memphis after spending nearly a week in Vegas. Happy to reunite with my bidet though

Your listening to

*weasel dooking*

Kb45.06 THE WEASEL STATION

*weasel eating egg noise*

THE ONLY STATION FOR WEASELS BY WEASELS

*weasel shriek*

Weaseeeeeel radio 🎵

Apparently eating other furs is frowned upon here at #LVFC so i will be stuck here for the rest of #FursuitFriday

🪡: @ritzcostumes.bsky.social
📸: @thelittledinka.bsky.social

this is literally 9/11

I will keep trying