Wow!
What a night! Parteeee!
The kitchen is a complete mess!
There’s no way we’ll have it sorted before the move.

I’ve never seen so many empty bottles……….

😉😉

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#RevengeOfTheNonSpeakers

There’s still time. We haven’t accepted the offer yet! #TheArchers

We’ll miss you too

Pop round before we go?

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True!

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We’re not being written out…. We’re fucking escaping!!!!!!!!

@thecidershedpod.bsky.social
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We came
We saw
Sat on lucrative property price inflation

And now we’re cashing in.

We may have a surprise for you before we go 😏😏

@keriwarbis.bsky.social
@thecidershedpod.bsky.social

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Just wanted to say…

Thanks Peggy.
It’ll come in very handy.

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It's - Bring A Robot Vac!!

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You’re welcome whenever you like Jen. Any time after sunset.

That was close.
I told Mick “no guests” for exactly this reason.

Just imagine, Fallon getting nosy; it’d be just a small step for her to alert Ambridge’s finest detective… then they’d find it!!!
😳😳😳

(Gotta keep tabs on those two - Good job I left the cameras on in the sauna.)

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Are you suggesting we may have been unwise? 😳😳😳

It’s so good to have one of the village’s most admired and cultured couples housesit for us. We know our home couldn’t be in better hands. Thank you Michael and Joy.

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It’s nice to be remembered from time to time Sarah, although where were you for our Christmas open house? Hmm?

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“These things always come out”.

Oh do they now?

(I’m being pointedly ironic. Obs. But in case it’s too subtle, ….

Does anyone know where I work? Where the bunting is? Or what Kneel did with his biological parents’ bodies 🤔🤔🤪🤪).

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We do appreciate Jez E's curiosity and Liam's plea, but we can't promose that you'll see any more of us in 2025 than you did in 2024 - We do love the shadows - but you never know!

@thecidershedpod.bsky.social
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Quite.
Not a soul.
Or even, shockingly, a sign of Eddie Grundy. 😡

Well, we did take a chance and invited everyone round on Christmas Day, but not one of you turned up, so you’ll be waiting a fair bit longer Verity. 🙄🙄

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So. Where were you all?
We had mountains of food, gallons of booze and party games all ready, and not one person turned up!!

Shocking! It’s not as if there’s anything better to do at 7:00pm on a Wednesday evening.

We’ve learned our lesson I guess.

Peasants!

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Both. Obviously!

We have plenty, but feel free. 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄

We’ve all woken up full of Christmas cheer, which might have something to do with the lovely singing last night.

So we’ve taken a decision … it’s open house at ours tonight, and you’re ALL invited.

7:00pm.
Don’t be late. We have surprises!!

See you all later.

#TheArchers

Oh! I see.
Casting aspersions on Borsetshire’s finest as well!

We’ll see about that.
Evidence? You want evidence! Here it is.

Shocked we were.

We’ve got you and that supercilious Pargetter woman sussed.

We’re having a word with Ma’am later, so you better lock up your badgers!

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@thecidershedpod.bsky.social

We’ve been away.
Can’t say where.
Need-To-Know.

Got back to learn that you’ve been engaging in a conspiracy to incite riot and mayhem - and that we’re the target!

Well I’m reporting it to @sgtharrisonburns.bsky.social so expect the knock any moment!

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While we’re on the subject of scams, I’d just like to point out that someone has managed to keep our Ambridge ambitions concealed for some considerable time.

Just saying.

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Just to reassure you, nobody has turned up at ours seeking holiday accommodation.

In fact, nobody ever turns up at ours.

We like it that way.

We’re in touch with The Kemps at least a couple of times a month. They send their love.

Does anyone have a phone number for Usha? And does she handle defamation cases?

Thanks.

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I’m consulting my lawyer!!