Prego Pivots From Budget-Tier Pasta Sauce to Small Microphones That Listen to Your Family's Intimate Conversations Prego, the pasta sauce brand, announced a new lid-shaped device designed to record and preserve family dinner conversations.

Every day I read a news story that makes me feel like I need to apologize to at least one insane person in a John 3:16 van and today it’s this one

Maybe it's just me but I don't think Jeffrey Epstein's clients should be the ones to decide if Jeffrey Epstein's clients should be prosecuted.

Okay but what if you re-human *right before* the finish line?

to quote myself: "fascists are constitutionally unable to win wars due to their inability to rationally evaluate themselves or their enemies" a quote by me, Dragon Cobolt, in 2026, said by no one else ever

Fred from Scooby-Doo unmasking the bad guy at the end of a mystery, in two frames. First frame: Left side: a tied up man in a white featureless mask with eye holes. The caption over him in impact font reads, "SOMETHING I USED TO LOVE SUCKS NOW" Right side of frame, Fred has his hand on the mask, about to pull it off. The caption on him reads, "LET'S SEE WHO'S BEHIND THIS." Second frame: The unmasked bad guy has a pencil thin curling mustache, a pointy nose, and dark hair, with a widow's peak. The caption on him reads, "PRIVATE EQUITY"

Evergreen

The Rooster Teeth logo from 2023 to 2024. A stylized R meant to look like a rooster head followed by the words Rooster Teeth. It's in a garish orange and weird ass blue

Tweet from Rooster Teeth twitter account dated May 18, 2023. Tweet reads: Check on your friends who are still talking shit about the new logo. They need you more than you know.

Tweet to Rooster Teeth that says: "Congrats on 20 years! But I have to be brutally honest: I don't really like the new logo. XD" Reply from Rooster Teeth: "We disagree! But love that you're having fun with your free speech!"

Remember when Rooster Teeth did a rebrand with garish colours that hurt to look at and a logo that made it look like a fast food chicken place and the official twitter got really defensive over it any time people complained about it and then the company closed less than a year later

Uhhhhhhhh is she going to be okay?

The Gundam "war is bad" meme. There is a Neo Geo+ in place of the Gundam and it is shooting "modern slavery in saudia arabia" over the head of someone saying "wow!! neo geo is back!!"

Me when I see people calling a gacha character with a BMI higher than 1 “thicc”:

He also shows up in the comments of articles to defame people without prompting. In an article about Norm the Gaming Historian retiring, he went on a gigantic multi-comment rant about how Norm was a "parasite" who stole his work (nope). Real weird vibe keeping this guy around

I'm not going to read Time Extension anymore if this is one of its contributors, sorry

Always repost side-eye nugget.

I love the fash nerds of Silicon Valley because you can tell they're all just hyping each other up on increasingly drug-fueled and deranged groupchats until they post something so outside of normal human experience they might've had it flown in from Mars.

Now THIS is posting. Dude's writing his own Harlan Ellison litany of hate from I have no mouth.

Disturbing image shows IDF soldier smashing Jesus statue with axe in Lebanon An Israeli soldier's horrific act of destroying a Jesus Christ statue in southern Lebanon has been confirmed by the Israeli Defense Forces.

If you weren't disturbed by the genocidal war in which Israel slaughtered tens of thousands of people in Gaza, you don't get to be disturbed by a soldier taking a sledge hammer to an inanimate object.

He's mad that Trump isn't *enough* of a Nazi, you monumentally useless buffoons

This is just Disco Elysium three times.

I am so tired

Webbys awarding Claude the AI the person of the year award should be enough for any of the sane people on the internet to stop bothering with them forever

It's clearly not argued in good faith cause I never see them make space for leftists

"We, The Consumers, Need To Vote With Our Wallets" - The Moral Dilemma Of Supporting SNK In 2026 "You have the right to boycott, and the right to buy"

The problem w/ this piece is that it individualizes the entire concept of a boycott... which isn't a boycott. "If the company that makes my lil' treats does bad things can i still have treats?" is a personal choice. A boycott is an organized push to pressure corps in the only language they know.

paternal joy is cool actually

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I should probably replay this. Played the hell out of it growing up, but I feel like some of the storytelling might hit even harder in modern day. Maybe peak Kojima.

Also love that opening theme to death.

I should probably replay this. Played the hell out of it growing up, but I feel like some of the storytelling might hit even harder in modern day. Maybe peak Kojima. When the second collection comes out I plan on going through Solid-2-3 then 4/5 first time.

Also love that opening theme to death.

Preview of a sticker of a gray striped cat with the caption "I am at my fucking limit"

I am at my

✨fucking limit✨

Get the sticker: mcapriglione.art

Super Bunnyhop — The Shocking Inoffensiveness of HORSES HORSES is a shocking, controversial sex-horror game that may have deserved none of its controversy.

The new Super Bunnyhop video is here! HORSES may not have deserved the controversy it got, but it pairs beautifully with it. Thanks to some good new readings on criticism theory, I found a lot of meat on this bone to share that others missed. Please watch and enjoy!

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I am looking for environmental artists, particularly people with a strong background in concept work for interior locations

Atmospheric/ Liminal vibes appreciated

You can apply by dropping your art in the replies, or send your portfolio to:

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Humans only. no ai.

The audacity of the man to complain about OTHER PEOPLES’s ‘human slop’ when this is his writing

It really is something that my super good mood rn is mostly having a pussy now but part of it is also I get to rest and nobody is allowed to expect anything from me rn or ask anything of me, I get to rest guilt free. I think that says something unsettling about me