when the AI bubble finally collapses and everyone who spent a year smugly hyping it suddenly has to come crawling back with their tail between their legs, i just want to say i am not going to be the bigger person about it. i am going to be meaner than you can even believe

Seen this going around but I’m
Reposting it with the full alt text bc everyone deserves to read this glorious reply from Boy George

A tweet from Kristin Chirico (@KristinChirico): Today is like 9/11 for guys who call women "females"

Lmaooooo

kind of obsessed with 2025 pride merch...I'm calling it cowardcore.

Priority seat signage with pictograms showing reserved seating for the elderly, injured, pregnant (with wi-fi waves seeming to emanate from her belly), and those with young children. Text is displayed in multiple languages.

“Are you okay, ma’am?”
“I think I swallowed my router.”
“Here, take my seat.”

The image is a heatmap titled "Measles," showing measles cases across U.S. states from 1928 to 2003. States listed on the y-axis include Alaska, Arkansas, California, Connecticut, Delaware, Georgia, Iowa, Illinois, Kansas, Louisiana, Maryland, Michigan, Missouri, Montana, North Dakota, New Hampshire, New York, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Wisconsin, and Wyoming. The x-axis spans years from 1928 to 2003. A vertical line marks the introduction of the measles vaccine around 1963. The color scale at the bottom ranges from blue (0 cases) to red (4,000+ cases), with shades of green, yellow, and orange indicating intermediate values (1,000, 2,000, 3,000 cases). Before 1963, many states show frequent high case numbers (yellow to red), while after 1963, cases drop significantly, with mostly blue indicating near-zero cases.

And yet Joe Rogan puts guests on who say "Vaccines aren't actually responsible for the reduction in infectious diseases.”

you were born this way, but you weren't born with all the pain you're carrying. they did that to you.

that moment when you're talking w someone and you say something, and you realize this is gonna be a screenshot lineeee

It’s been less than a decade since the USA Gymnastics Team Doctor Larry Nassar was convicted for systematically sexually abusing young female athletes for over two decades, and the biggest shifts in the governance of international athletics since have been to make crimes like that easier to commit.

GRACE FUCKING CLINTON!!!!!

As long as MI have Rohit, we're never gonna get close to another IPL. Been a passenger with the bat for nearly 7-8 years now. Making 400 runs with 130 SR just doesn't cut it anymore. Especially if you're being paid those wages.

every single wealthy, powerful and influential person on our side has an obligation to use their wealth, power and influence to fight in this moment

Absolutely shocking to see a Labour secretary of state stand at the despatch box and proudly announce slashing support for some of those who need it most - including removing the UC health top-up for young people, as if young disabled people don't exist?! #DisabilityBenefits

Every time I get weird about people, I read a poem I wrote myself. I think it kinda helps.

Someday, I am gonna mistakenly click Create a Group when I am sending a reel to multiple people (who do not know each other), and it's gonna get real awkward.

when you're having to resuscitate the convo every 5 mins, you might as well let it die.

just remembered United have a game today. Ruined my evening.

a fake football shirt doesn't exist. if you can wear it and covers your body up, it's a real football shirt.

The eternal embarrassment of being English

Just reacting to a text is probably the worst thing ever to do.

Thankfully my home is so far away from work because otherwise I'd go broke due to the pathao temptation.

The best pathao experience is a silent experience.

#womensinternationals

4 Nation tournament 🇳🇵

Kyrgyzstan 🇰🇬 0-2 Lebanon 🇱🇧
Christy Malouf 14
Mya Mehanna 22

Nepal 🇳🇵2-2 Myanmar 🇲🇲
Sabita Magar 11 Myat Noe Khin 6
Sabitra Bhandari 41 Htet Lu May 16

Seen enough. Bring the academy kids on.

THAT YANITED BENCH OOOOOF

Everton are above us wtf