You spelled "Nutlick" wrong.

Yes. That one, at least.

What if he just said to Trump (before the hearing): "Don't worry sir, I'm just going to tell them that Biden won, but I don't really believe it."? That would clear a significant hurdle with the MAGA dipshits, and as long as Trump knew his plans, he could disavow it later. New evidence/doubts/etc. 🤫😉

Screenshot of a news article from the City of Durham website. The headline reads, "Durham Celebrates Earth Day with Record-Breaking Tree Planting Season, Launch of New Public Mulch Yard."

🌎 Big wins for a greener Durham!

We’re celebrating Earth Day with a record-breaking tree planting season 🌱 and the launch of a new free mulch yard for residents. These efforts are all about sustainability, equity, and community impact.

Learn more 👉 durhamnc.gov/m/newsflash/home/detail/4120

🤫DO NOT tell maga about Copenhagen! It's a wonderful city that can't be ruined by maga tourists.
1. Totally freezing ALL year!
2. Everyone rides bikes, and hates cars
3. I hear they don't even like beef, and definitely don't have one of the world's best breweries and a kick-ass Texas BBQ restaurant.

Mine has to wear floaties as well...🥽🔫

*succubussy

Man, those subscribers are in for a surprise!

Don't forget that it's all contingent on *Netanyahu* being a rational actor here. Once he blows the ceasefire, we're right back to where we were before we were... Checks notes: right back where we were before!

Headline ends with a ? The answer is always... No

Too late! The markets are closed for the weekend. Wait until the Strait *really* opens at 9:15am EST Monday😉

Too late! The markets are closed for the weekend. Wait until the Strait *really* opens at 9:15am EST Monday😉

They should've announced a 75(%)-day ceasefire to really goose the market!! Or a 1-year ceasefire so the price of oil goes down by 365%!

Don't forget that it's all contingent on *Netanyahu* being a rational actor here. Once he blows the ceasefire, we're right back to where we were before we were... Checks notes: right back where we were before!

Well, to be fair, the new standards do allow for "one other item", right?!

The question about whether this is "narco-terrorism" is answered by my "This is definitely narco-terrorism" shirt.

This is all such bullshit. Call it a "fuel surcharge" or something like that. Increased "baggage fees" will never go away. Ever since the airlines realized how much of their bottom line the baggage fees provided, they have been in a race to increase them, and this gives them the (im)perfect excuse.

He's not Catholic. The Pope is just a dude to him.

It *would* be an act of war!

That's just how MAGA economy works. There is so much money available, but if you step out of line before you've earned your stripes?☠️☠️☠️

If you get big enough to have people notice (🤮, btw), you can't EVER come out against him. Unless and until you hit the Tucker/Candace level, you are NOTHING. But they kissed ass for so much longer than Riley Gaines, they've *earned* it (again, 🤮).

She's nothing but a grifter, and once he's asked directly about her, she means nothing to him. There are so many of the hangers-on who are going to find out as he goes down. She provided nothing to him; he was fine letting her grift, until she stuck her head up and fucked herself.

Unless they have a McDonald's on property, imagine how very room-temp everything must be. Soggy fries and wet, cold buns🤮. It must take forever for fucking DoorDash to clear security.

Don't underestimate the appeal of contributing to his tomb!

I mean, that market is corrupt as hell, but this was free money.

*Mid-Atlantic

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