Colonial America: Founded on religious freedom from persecution.
2025 America: US Faith Office and a task force to combat "Anti-Christian bias".

What in the name of Salem Witch Trials is happening??

Please believe this …

I'm just here doing my part to keep the coffee industry financially strong.

Nothing and I mean nothing should surprise us at this point.

(Humming cheerfully whilst filling the coffee maker with rum)

Last night at the gym someone asked if they could touch my hair because “it looked really soft” and now you know why I hate the gym 😂

welcome, TikTok refugees! we are basically nothing like TikTok whatsoever here but we’re an excellent place to complain about it

a house with a horse drawn carriage parked in front of it at night ALT: a house with a horse drawn carriage parked in front of it at night

Time to switch on Aquarius season!

I see the Democratic weather machine is doing great work again, forcing that inauguration inside. Well done, climate controllers.

Sometimes I forget I’m supposed to post over here too but honestly there’s only so much funny in the tank

Thanksgiving planning is just making a list of all the ways you can eat carbs

My first digital art to Blue post 😍 Sorry those that know me from the other place, this side doesn’t let me post the timelapse. You can see it on IG if you miss it.

Oh you know, just questioning everything

Spreading the Tuesday love 😘

a man in a trench coat is walking on a soccer field in front of a stadium . ALT: a man in a trench coat is walking on a soccer field in front of a stadium .

Folks be leaving Twitter like...

*walks into Bluesky with a boom box over one shoulder and a case of beer on the other*

“Have the tit accounts arrived yet?”

Hiya back 😘

Kirby really set unrealistic expectations of how much I could fit in my mouth

would you still love me if I became obsessed with the science of making sourdough bread

“If you are able, stealthily approach your enemy and tie his shoes together. In this way you may achieve both victory and mirth.”

- Sun Tzu, 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘈𝘳𝘵 𝘖𝘧 𝘞𝘢𝘳

We would all bleed to protect this country from outside forces. Remember that when you’re screaming in each other’s faces.

Holy shit, the whole country is basically bloods and crips now.