This is Fitz and June. Fitz just got here and thinks this place is pretty great. June was here first and thinks it's time to return Fitz. 13/10 for both (TT: muester)

He knew

I've seen this film. Shallow Grave. Great film.

😂

I thank you

Could be on for an all-timer

If only he'd cut holes in his socks he could have been amazing.

It's an inhumane practice

It's a tortoise

Sorry but I hate Real Madrid.

100%

Why is Chris Evans there? Also, I hope the guy behind the frog is about to tazer him.

Yes is winning on 58%

Mail is running a poll on whether the UK should rejoin the EU.

Takes seconds to vote and it's going hilariously well...

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

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There's a team there. It just needs someone to give it an identity and make it work.

Yeah, I still can't get my head around that

Will Smith strangles his dog in I Am Legend. However it was integral to the plot.

Wonderful

That's impressive 👏🏻

That's what my dad did with me and I'm okay. Well, except for the lifelong asthma and bouts of emphysema, pneumonia and aspergillosis. But apart from that it worked a treat.

I'd ask the cinema for my money back or tickets to another showing.

I was at that performance

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Astroturf. Says it all really.

👆 What he said 👆

I predict that I will be hiding behind the sofa