A king amongst men.

The tits and waist I had.

It terrifies me.

It’s astounding isn’t it?

Outstanding.

Ooooh!

I’ve been after one but they’re all huge or cropped! I want one that’s fitted but not button-bursting!

Only Nans.

Oh no!

Oooh thank you! 🙏🏽

I had an extraction of an infected tooth so that was 3/4 of the appointment. And a lot of packing and stitching. I’ve very swollen and sore.

My face will recover before my bank balance! 😂

My brain’s a bit addled so probably not! 🤪

No new kitchen this year!

17 years old. Imagine having this much hatred in your heart at 17? My daughter is 17. I feel genuinely distressed by this.

She did! I have some young ‘uns on my team at work and I lecture them all about flossing.

Just one!

I’m lying on the sofa listening to meetings but refusing to go on camera or speak. 😕

Cheers, Rick!

It’s vanity for me as I could have just had an extraction but I didn’t want the missing tooth. I’m also having aligners next month. It’s all going on in my gob.

Cheers M!

Just had a dental implant. 2.5 hours in the chair. The sound of them drilling a hole in my jaw will haunt my nightmares. No solid food, alcohol or exercise for 2 weeks. No hot drinks for 3 days. 2 types of antibiotics. And £4k for the privilege. For the love of God people: LOOK AFTER YOUR TEETH.

Hope everything goes ok! 👍🏼

‘He had right big Jaws, that shark!’

a blurred image of two men with a hbo logo in the corner Alt: An image of two men lifting weights with a hbo logo in the corner. It’s Jason Bateman and David Harbour in DTF St Louis.

I’m 2 episodes into DTF St Louis and if you were in 2 minds about watching it - watch it.

When my daughter had chicken pox in 2010 no one at work would sit with me. Suited me fine tbh.

Doo wop, doo wop!

Sorry!

Julie Goodyear as Bet Lynch. Blonde wig, red double-breasted coat, ciggie and a glass of wine.

My camera roll has just come up with a montage of ‘This week in previous years’ and it’s just photos of Julie Goodyear.

A chocolate pony head.

Lou bought us Easter chocolate from M&S - mine was a chocolate sloth and Steve’s was a pony. He’s eaten the body first and now it’s all a bit ‘Godfather.’