No other president needed all this, because no other president had planned what he's obviously planning.

Is there anyone left on the planet that DIDN'T know Samuel L. Jackson's Bible quote in "Pulp Fiction" was... fiction?

Um, maybe Fox hosts shouldn't have access to ChatGPT.

I'm fully convinced the state bird of Georgia is a leaf blower.

Yeah at this point, my need to honor Watterson is probably going to be negated by my need to have a Hobbes. DM a link?

Twice in the last week I've said to different people about how I totally respect Bill Watterson ending Calvin & Hobbes at the height of its popularity, and never giving into commercializing his product. However. I'd push a little old lady down the stairs to have my very own official plush Hobbes.

And then I think, jerks like Musk and Bezos make this much PER MINUTE and don't pay ANY taxes and I want to just scream into the void until the end of time.

Do you keep noodling it to get the final profit to be what you're comfortable with? Does it then feel like it's too high?

One of the worst parts about estimating projects as a freelancer is when you have it all written up and land on a number and think, yeah I think I can live with that. But then you're like "Oh, but I forgot I'll have to give 30% of this away to taxes." Suddenly it seems way too low.

When will these reporters just say "Fuck manners, man! Your boss just threatened genocide."

God, this makes me smile so much. THIS is the promise for humanity that keeps me going. It's possible to do this right.

So like, you know... do something maybe?

Taking Spring Break off with our daughter this week, and today we're going to the Center for Puppetry Arts here in Atlanta (after living here almost 20 years). Felt like we should do something enriching before WWIII starts tonight. Hug everyone.

He's such a bwave widdle boy.

Stay frosty, my friends. For it is THE DAY OF LIES. Dipshitted shenanigans abound! Foolish chicanery everywhere! Japes by those people and companies who are very bad at japes! Hide in the dark! Trust no one till the sun has set upon this stupid day!

I believe the word is "disowned".

I still have my original copies of two of his standup albums. The banjo bits are the best parts. I remember listening to them as a (probably too-young) kid over and over.

Been trying to come up with an idea for a web project and last night brainstormed something I'm really excited about. It's amazing how fast I can go from zero to LETS FUCKING GO when I'm excited about something new. #adhd

I have a paid family account for 1password and keep trying to get people to use it, but they just...won't.

This was never about helping the TSA.

I just... I mean, can today be the day? Please?

"Sorry, did I say 'resolves'? I of course meant 'starts'."

I always thought those were so cool. I still have my original Star Wars soundtrack on 8-track (and my 2-XL robot to play it)

Funny, I always thought it'd be hunting humans for sport. Maybe that's up next.

There is no correct way.

This guy replicated? Oh, kid, I'm so very sorry.

Well, I'm an atheist, so I guess I'll just have to continue paying my tax dollars. JFC.

This man is the PRESIDENT. Why would you even run if you're just going to shit on every state and city? Someone should give him the old "if you don't like it here, you can leave."

I feel the same about school shootings. If I were one of those parents, there'd be nowhere on earth that man could hide from me. There'd be SISU levels of revenge.