I'm sharing a hundred of the dankest memes and most mid shitposts you have ever seen in the group chat in your heart.

not every woman could pull off having this dark of a moustache

The LGBT ones

He hated it and stopped talking to me.

beeb

There are two versions of the audiobook on YouTube, just read by amateurs, but it can help if you are like me and get non-English names less muddled up when hearing then aloud.

There are two versions of the audiobook on YouTube. I listened to it in sittings in the bath.

My neck, my back,
My big panic attack

Have you read Upton Sinclair's The Jungle? It holds SO MANY responses for Capitalist and Libertarian lines, and it is well written.

They cast me out because of my terrible cooking skills.

Trust me, he experienced girls doing that before he started uni.

Yeah, I think Nate should be allowed to get married.

Eating M&Ms off the floor = charcuterie board

Is this... your new sci-fi book? If yes, I wish to preorder.

That was gold.

Ye

Show us your fridge and we will point out what is quickest and best to eat.

Or you left your indicator on.

They threw a big tanty when I said God would tell you it's your duty to vote against the party pulling Nazi shit.

Zig-ay-lee-uh

Good news guys, sounds like it didn't sink after all and everyone was fine. Haven't watched the video yet, but am looking forward to finding out how they orchestrated the iceberg hoax.

True crime shows are always like "The family didn't believe that their loved one could be the killer!"
That wouldn't happen to me. I can easily believe that most of my relatives could kill somebody. Honestly kinda surprised that none of them have yet.

Based off what he tries to do in bed the most, my boyfriend's kink is grinding his teeth.

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[looks at laxatives] um just one question

Clearing out my medicine drawer and mocking myself as if I were a client on Hoarders.
Presenter: This is SO MANY laxatives! Why did you think you need to keep ALL these laxatives?
Mumbling: Well it just seemed a waste to frow dem out. I fought maybe I might need dem.
Presenter: They're EXPIRED.

Opening Scene: 1983. Chucksy Holdenstein is making his video submission for "Farther Shores Dating Agency".

Bestie [staggering out of bedroom]: Please... it is 4AM...
Me: I am so sorry. I... did not register that I was singing out loud.

There's your new sci-fi novel, right there.

Nice deflection attempt, but since it's literally an election where one side is allied with Nazis, putting people in high-density prison facilities where they die, and has a leader calling for genocide, it's not a strawman. You're still failing to make a Biblical case for inaction, btw.