I think we were all that way.
If only we knew then what we know now huh?
Maybe some exceptions, but you get my drift.

YES!

I hate people who take drugs.
I got stopped by the police the other day.
They took all my drugs.

Just watch out for FCF on Friday.
Unless that's your kind of thing in which case have at it.
I hadn't seen so many cocks sine my grandad took me to the local Conservative club for a drink in the late 90s

Me too.
Why I didn't have more confidence is a mystery. Oh well, at least I wasn't an arrogant prick.

a ghost is flying through a hallway in a movie . ALT: a ghost is flying through a hallway in a movie .

You look like this guy got you...

Me too. Plus you're not fooling anyone anyway.

Bodies are apt to try and kill us. Always good to keep an eye on things.

Hmmmm....

I swear BS has just given me this notification now!
Exactly. Check your own. Slightly more fun to check someone else's.
As permission first though people!

I hate it when fitness influencers are in the their early 20s. Listen I was skinny and hot as fuck when I was 21 too. My diet was Vodka, ramen, coffee and cigarettes. My workout was walking to parties in 5 inch heels. You don't impress me. Come back when you're 40!

Basically this. But without the heels.

Always seems this type of thing is done by those with perfect skin courtesy of being fucking youthful.
Look lady, I've lived in my face for long enough that it's take and industrial iron and a whole crate of packing tape to make any difference.
Fuck off and come back in your 40s.

a man with duct tape on his face is smiling and says hiya Alt: a man with duct tape on his face is smiling and says hiya

On it.

I'm always mixing up my routes as fuck it's boring doing the same route again and again and again.

Almost everything we argue about is a substitute for the thing we should be arguing about: the immense wealth & power of an oligarchic class, which captures governments, ruins lives and wrecks the living planet.
This class redirects our rage at scapegoats. To resist its lies is to resist its power.

As a lady even with a dog, switching up your routes seems a good thing. Especially cos men...

PHWOAR!!!

Solid 2.
Still is not my strong suit, though I’m not impatient.

Fair enough. I’ve met a few of those.

Me too. All I had to do to get the job was to get past the guy, so I punched him in the quads.
He tired to cover his balls so I got a clean shot. He was quite pleased, said it was an unusual approach.

@vintagebintage.bsky.social forearms klaxxon

But not entirely ruled out.
I'd scream if someone wanted to test my fitness too.
Can you have negative fitness? Asking for me.

*parp

Yup.
Morning.

Because people are stupid and forget who put them where they are.

Will the real Jazz Cunty please fuck off, please fuck off…

Look, I’m not saying I have a unique set of skills, but a robot is never replacing me.
Oh…

Mistakes were made, though I regret nothing.

The poster from The Crow

Without stating your age, post a movie that released when you turned 18

The poster from The Crow

Without stating your age, post a movie that released when you turned 18