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Posts by Shortarida

Does anyone need me to bear something?

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Ehhh I've thought about it a bunch, and I dont want to ruin gaming for me you know? Its my own personal John time. Or else id become homicidal.

11 hours ago 2 0 1 0
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Personal fav of mine

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I have now platinumed

Resident Evil 2R
Resident Evil 3R
Resident Evil 4
Resident Evil 4R
Resident Evil 5
Resident Evil 6
Resident Evil 7
Resident Evil 8
Resident Evil 9

Last one is Resident Evil 1R 2002 which I'm very close to.

1 day ago 2 0 1 0
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I'm putting together a list

1 day ago 2 0 0 0

Could use a pawg

3 days ago 0 0 0 0

I've been trying to reply to this for like 2 days. Lets see if this goes through. I would love to catch up its been so long!! Do you grt to philly ever?

6 days ago 1 0 1 0

Apple juice is just cold chicken broth.

6 days ago 4 0 1 0
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Got diagnosed with an autoimmune disease called Sarcoidosis thats just wreaking havoc on a few of my organs. But I'm (slowly) getting it under control!

1 week ago 1 0 1 0

Oh I have so much shit going on lmao

1 week ago 1 0 1 0

My echocardiogram tech yesterday.

1 week ago 4 0 1 0

A Crack connesaur

1 week ago 1 0 0 0
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In times like these, the manuscripts must be studied.

1 week ago 2 0 1 0

He says "mrow"

1 week ago 3 0 0 0
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Some Osk for you

1 week ago 3 0 1 0

I made mash potatoes wrong and it became glue and now my tummy hurts.

1 week ago 1 0 0 0

Some sort of bake that's been N'ed. You're a genius!!!!!

1 week ago 2 0 1 0

Some sort of apple thats been scraped. You're a genius.

1 week ago 2 0 1 0
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Gonna invent a healthy breakfast meat.

1 week ago 3 0 1 0

That's all you got lady, two wrong feet in fucking ugly shoes!!!

1 week ago 1 0 0 0

Taxes????? More like SHMAXES!!!!!

1 week ago 2 0 1 0

I'm okay!! Just had a little brekky sandwich and I'm gonna sit in the sunshine and read my book!!!! How are youze guize doin??

1 week ago 2 0 1 0

I could really use this

1 week ago 2 0 1 0
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Any idea what this is? I can't remember and don't want to miss it.

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It was a really cool day.

2 weeks ago 5 1 1 0

Had to buy chicken consomme for my colonoscopy and I made 2 errors.

1. What I read as "6 packets" was "6 packs" and now have enough to make 30 gallons of chicken consomme.
2. I did not get the fat free kind so I cant even use it.

2 weeks ago 2 0 0 0
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They calling me Hole Dweller

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

When the night has been too lonely
And the road has been too long
And you think that love is only
For the lucky and the strong

Just remember in the winter
Far beneath the bitter snows
Lies the seed that with the sun's love
In the spring becomes the rose

2 weeks ago 2 0 1 0

This sounds like Peak content. Who is this princess?

3 weeks ago 2 0 1 0