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a red lego piece that is the platonic ideal of a crab. the lego nubbin is in the center of its back. Its claws are outstretched.

a red lego piece that is the platonic ideal of a crab. the lego nubbin is in the center of its back. Its claws are outstretched.

I need you to know that you can buy individual crabs from LEGO and they are 21¢ each

www.lego.com/en-us/pick-a...

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A decorative illustration of flowers with the caption “I don’t use ai I’m not a fucking loser” with a severed hand with too many fingers

A decorative illustration of flowers with the caption “I don’t use ai I’m not a fucking loser” with a severed hand with too many fingers

I drew this on my lunch break your excuses are fucking pathetic

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Fox Mulder from X-Files saying “Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government”

Fox Mulder from X-Files saying “Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government”

“If you die, you let them off the hook.”

“If you die, you let them off the hook.”

Needed this reminder today.

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sounds like a subaru rear wheel bearing!

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can i come on your podcast

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I look melted in this one, don’t think about it too much #ds9 #deepspacenine #quark #startrek #trekkie #cosplay #cosplayer #trektok TikTok video by Swamp Sith

@peachsaliva.bsky.social if you haven't seen this quark cosplayer yet here you go www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8rUowaF/

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Stardew Valley Grandpa in Bed, About to Die, Sad & Alone Enamel Pin $10 via Fangamer. ow.ly/W9X350W7epa

Father's Day sale via Fangamer. ow.ly/9QhL50W7epc

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very hard not to see the shift from traditional arcades to crane game emporiums as evidence of the degeneration of the world state

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If she is confirmed, it would make her the second person in the federal government to take a Stone Cold Stunner (Trump being the first).

The vast majority of Trump’s cabinet has either a) been accused of sexual assault or b) taken a Stone Cold Stunner

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A guy dressed up like the Wheel of Fortune card from Balatro.

A guy dressed up like the Wheel of Fortune card from Balatro.

Guy at MAGFest was cosplaying as the Wheel of Fortune. He would ask people to choose a number between one and four and then say "NOPE"

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Livsfilosofi

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One of the greatest line reads of all time. Tim Curry for Command And Conquer, clearly it was a one and done and he could barely stop laughing at the ridiculousness of the line. Perfection

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MrChrisMad - Twitch I am the LUCKIEST Balatro Player

PLEASE GIVE ME ONE VIEWER :)

I am a streamer again gamers this is epic www.twitch.tv/mrchrismad

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They need to create a new circle of Hell

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@merrittk.com is it worth ruining the image in my head of what this movie is based on the trailer? All I really know is that the gun is good and the penis is evil.

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I'm going to alter the eyepatch to be a closer match, and star the outfit as I get closer to my goal weight

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Over the course of the last year, I've really tried to improve my overall health. I've lost a lot of weight and gotten treatment for my sleep apnea. As I approach my goal weight, I'm starting work on a new cosplay! Here's my first makeup test for Venom Snake from MGSV!

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Today is the last day you can post this picture

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Even with modifications this mask look like crap but, I guess that's what I get for under 20 bucks

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Big boss notices the calendar: “oh man! it’s almost christmas!”
“Kaz!! Have i been a good boy this year?”
Kaz says nothing as he imagines all the mayhem and weapons and nukes and war that big boss has brought unto the world 
Big boss looks at Kaz all weepy and pleading
Kaz says sweatily “o-oh yeah… VERY good!”

Big boss notices the calendar: “oh man! it’s almost christmas!” “Kaz!! Have i been a good boy this year?” Kaz says nothing as he imagines all the mayhem and weapons and nukes and war that big boss has brought unto the world Big boss looks at Kaz all weepy and pleading Kaz says sweatily “o-oh yeah… VERY good!”

gonna get SO many presents from santa!! 😇🎁

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(PCDD) WORLD OF HORROR $17.39 via Steam. store.steampowered.com/app/913740/WORLD_OF_HORR...

Steam Winter Sale. https://ow.ly/yaah50Uunrj

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a tweet that says:
My cat, an idiot: those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?
Me, pinnacle of animals: that felt drug wearing a top head is to celebrate The Lord

a tweet that says: My cat, an idiot: those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them? Me, pinnacle of animals: that felt drug wearing a top head is to celebrate The Lord

let him eat the jesus frog you coward

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To be honest I only ever use the following tap on here or anywhere else

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I don't often talk about my work but I just got to say the prices of automotive tools are getting out of control $800 on "sale" for non rachet wrenchs is crazy and this is not even the most expensive brand. If you're just starting out don't feel the need to buy off the truck shop around online!

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Four panels with pixel art characters from the video game Vampire Survivors, each with an affirmation: top left, Pugnala with "you are powerful"; top right, Poe with "you smell great"; bottom left, Red Death with "murder is okay"; bottom right, O'Sole with "your farts matter".

Four panels with pixel art characters from the video game Vampire Survivors, each with an affirmation: top left, Pugnala with "you are powerful"; top right, Poe with "you smell great"; bottom left, Red Death with "murder is okay"; bottom right, O'Sole with "your farts matter".

some daily Vampire Survivors affirmations to keep you going 🫶

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yeah it was an election year

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A screenshot of The Simpsons with Bart in Hell with monsters inspired by Hieronymous Bosch, which is also the inspiration of some Metaphor artwork.

A screenshot of The Simpsons with Bart in Hell with monsters inspired by Hieronymous Bosch, which is also the inspiration of some Metaphor artwork.

Metaphor (2024)

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