Neil Sedaka played The Yeti in Nick Loves version of The Firm

Prince Andrew has been sentenced to 30 years which is roughly the time the Curling lasts for at the Winter Olympics

Since the Curling event at the Winter Olympics has been being held . Nottingham Forest have had seven managers

Tranmere Rovers players have been on strike since August in protest over the comments made by Jim Radcliffe yesterday

Morgan McSweeney is Claire Sweeneys Scottish cousin

Milano Cortina is the vehicle of choice for Italian Soulboys

Every time Chris Mason gets a twitch in his tallywacker by mentioning Reform . A strand of his hair falls out

Steve Cropper was Roy Croppers dad

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Robert Jenrick takes liberties on your manor

Robert Jenrick comes in Peace but leaves you in pieces . According to his parliamentary under secretary

Robert Jenrick has renamed The Conservative Party as the Conservative Tasty Little Firm snd has had calling cards printed

Robert Jenrick was the Top Boy of the feared 1980s Football hooligan firm The 1922 Committee .

Mark Carney is Cockney rhyming slang for sandwich

St George is the patron saint of The Asda

The letters for the track listings on Saults new album 10 . Spell out Tranmere Rovers backwards .

The arrival of Leeds and Burnley into the Premier league has seen shares in Weekend offender reach an all time high

Leicester City and Burnley are to swap Aquascutum baseball caps as they pass each other in the league .

Donald Trump has put a 50% reciprocal tariff on Love Island

Charlie Drake was Nick Drakes dad

Newcastle Uniteds open top bus parade follows the exact route of Stings dads milk round

Wirral council is returning Oxton Village to pre Industrial Revolution times by digging a moat around it

Birkenhead has the largest amount of temporary traffic lights per capita than anywhere else in the entire world

Scotland are to play minor counties football

The midget wool

The Kaiser Chiefs have a residency at Haydock races

The Wealdstone Raider can't stand for the Reform party at the General Election due to height restrictions

The Penelope Keith liberation front have claimed responsibility for the attack on Heathrow's electrical sub station

Radio 6 are to marry the Ezra Collective in August

Trumps face is the deepest orange on the Farrow & Ball paint chart