Fits for every single flag license plate in the state. Also they account for 90% of the shitty driver in Utah

Ain’t that the truth

I can’t describe how amazing it would be to see this fucker fall off the airplane

Tucker Carlson can eat shit

Alexis De Wokeville @MrAlexisPereira Teaching my first English course this semester has been rewarding but I don't know what to do with this student ENG 10 Prof. Alexis Pereira 2/10/20 (note:This was supposed to be about Tom from The Great! Gatsby, the book we are reading) What Exactly Does Tom Want with Jerry? D In the Looney Tunes cinematic universe, many of the cartoon nemeses have a very clear goal. Wild Coyote wants to eat the ROADRUNNER. Pepe Le Pue wants to impregnate Penelope. Elmer Fudd wants to shoot Bugs (and who doesn't?). But it is unclear what if anything Tom (? not the Midnight Soclety) wants to do with Jerry. Submitted for the approval of English 101, I propose that Tom actually has no interest in doing anything with Jerry, but instead fulfilling his class role as "house cat." so? they Ahl are! Heatheliff, Top Cat, Garfield, Sylvester - these are all famous cats, most of them cartoon. Trey Smith @SlimiHendrix i need to very badly read this entire essay

I think this first time English teacher is ignoring the writer's cardinal rule: "write what you know"
😭😭 😭 💀

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

Trump’s deportation machine is targeting people like this.

Wife of LA Clippers owner Steve Ballmer steps in to save NPR’s future with $80M gift NPR also received an anonymous $33 million donation in April

Wife of LA Clippers owner and billionaire Steve Ballmer steps in to save NPR with $80M

I always feel like there’s a certain level of being a parent that makes it necessary to just take the safe road….but I’m sure I take that way too far sometimes 🤣

Seeing this picture with context i definitely think “yeah that’s a pedophile”

This is heartbreaking to watch

Montage of Kash Patel’s persistent sniffling problem over the last two years.

Scary how realistic this stuff is

The best part of being forgetful is that I can be halfway through a movie before I realize I’ve seen it before

Literally all day long with this dude

Oil Prices Plummet In Big Fuck-You To Americans Who Got Gas Yesterday

Oil Prices Plummet In Big Fuck-You To Americans Who Got Gas Yesterday theonion.com/oil-prices-plummet-in-bi...

Are we not better than this?

And then her little sister came home from gymnastics and dipped it in ketchup like a monster

I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left

My daughter wanted to make chicken parm together ☺️

The real “trickle down economics”

Ok this is crazy

Ice cream was my second job. And maybe best ever.

Chuck Schumer's two votes tonight in favor of bombs and bulldozers to Israel is yet another reason Senate Democrats must vote to remove him as leader post the midterms.

"We need a doctor, fast!" 😂

To be fair- most are now actually just named Breckkenn

We label “organic” foods as if they’re something different.

We’re doing it backwards.

We should label foods that are processed as they are what’s unnatural.

Just like the people seeking asylum were all from "insane asylums"

Oh my god. It’s so true 🤣

Suspect caught after intentionally setting fires in Big Cottonwood Canyon Police have caught a person who they say intentionally started fires in Big Cottonwood Canyon Tuesday afternoon.

Suspect caught after intentionally setting fires in Big Cottonwood Canyon www.fox13now.com/news/local-n... via @fox13news.bsky.social #Utah