Take me down
To Tokyo City
Where the moths are huge
And the twins itty-bitty

『肉詰めマスコット』 ラインナップ＜１＞ピーマン＜２＞パプリカ＜３＞トマト＜４＞しいたけ メーカー：ターリン・インターナショナル 2025年9月発売 400円カプセル購入はこちら（楽天） "Stuffed Meat Mascot" Lineup: <1> Bell Pepper <2> Paprika <3> Tomato <4> Shiitake Mushroom Manufacturer: Tarlin International Release Date: September 2025 400 yen capsule toy. Purchase here (Rakuten)

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『肉詰めマスコット』発売！いつでも、どこでも、肉詰め遊びが楽しめる♪
"Stuffed Meat Mascot" now on sale! Enjoy stuffing meat anytime, anywhere!
#ガチャポン #gachapon

we all know I have no life, so:

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

"I TECHED THAT THROW AND YOU KNOW IT BARNEY, THE STUPID BALANCE PATCH JUST MADE TERRY UNGA BUNGARD COMPLETELY UNVIABLE!"

They're using potions on the same frame they step through rooms to turn their door jukes into underworld fake flutes. Kids are calling it Yuzuhara's Bottle Adventure.

Once they get to the special stages, you don't wanna know what thye'll do. I saw a kid bring a blue Yoshi, a cape, and a fire flower into Groovy, said he was summoning an invisible boss. He was throwing fireballs at a ghost!

The infinite sword glitch ain't enough for them these days. Now they got Link going into the Ice Cavern as a kid!

New favorite dumb meme: Ice T in Law & Order SVU accurately explaining speedrun tech.

The Calvin's dad explaining records meme. He is explaining that the two kinds of meme are Calvin's dad and Loss. Despite being a meme about Calvin's dad, this one is Loss.

Paleoart of a tyrannosaur being clubbed near the groin by an ankylosaur(its head is cropped out for some reason). The Tyrannosaurus head is pointed up with its jaws open and left leg is off the ground.

"My cloaca!"

Now on the floor there's a carpet
And you know that it's lots of fun
It's got a little blue hedgehog
Collecting rings on the run (Oh god)
We're gonna walk down to
ELECTRIC AVENUE

Nice gyre you got there shame if somehow it got widened

The Grams Cosmic!

The quality of photos from Artemis II of the moon surface is incredible to witness in real time.

A wall full of mugs arranged in such a way that it looks like the mugs are repeating themselves, creating an uncomfortable illusion

Woe, wall of astigmatism be upon ye

Hallmark Spider-Man ornament where he's holding a thread in his extended hand that looks like the thread might be emerging from his nethers...

A few years back, Hallmark put out a Spider-Man ornament where Spidey hangs by a thread upside down under a brick eave. However, it gets a bit awkward if you set him on top of said platform...

I don’t know art, but I know what I like.

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

two of the hardest things ever written are "face god and walk backwards into hell" and "you cannot kill me in a way that matters"

one of them came from a tumblr shitpost and the other one came from a dril tweet about hollering at zoo animals

the internet truly is a magical place

🐈 New comic: You Have Cats?🐈

픽사고냥님

Reading the news these days reminds me of that old saying "oh no why"

THE GREAT BRITISH SEWING BEE: oh my this is fun, oh what larks

THE GREAT BRITISH REAPING BEE: well this is a spot of bother and make no mistake, what on earth

Screenshot from a BBC educational website. The expanded section reads: "10. How to be polite and show respect In the old days of feudal Japan, a samurai warrior would shout You are trying to view Flash content, but you have no Flash plugin installed."

Remembering the ancient ways

ok but that's just gorillaz

I feel no clip has better encapsulated my existence than this...

Okay - Who’s Grandma turned Diamond Dallas page into a Jesus Christ doll?

Holy shit

Looks like he could be walking around in the background of a TV commercial for whatever the Cybertronian version of SportsCenter is

The “He is a CHAR!” letter from Gundam with the infamous line replaced with “He got the feather for the pen from a Beast War! “

musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!

The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

The Gundam ‘bits box’ is full once more - so here’s a giveaway for the lot! Plus, well, a new & unopened Metal Robot Spirits Wing Gundam figure..! 👉 To enter, follow + repost (or quote).

Winner will be picked at random, next Monday 16th Mar, international post all ok! Good luck. 🍀