Mayor who refused state of emergency calls cyclone response ‘woke’ A Hawke’s Bay mayor has called the region’s response to Cyclone Vaianu “woke” and said “there was a lot of panicking going on” over not too much.

someone better get Kreg up to speed

'A storm every eight days' - country's biggest insurer calls for systemic response An increasing number of severe weather events were now happening in spring and summer, IAG says.

huh... Insurance companies are woke now apparently

how do you sit in your car and cry before work if you walk?

Woolies does a fresh chilled version too thats pretty nice

Has he tried Te Puke?

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yea.. i'm fairly stab-proof myself.

Nearly impossible to kidnap too.

This is really close.

Midwest Salisbury Steak This Salisbury steak recipe uses ground sirloin to get a leaner, meatier-tasting main dish with enough mushroom and onion gravy to top your sides, too.

Wasnt bad actually.. found a recipe that seems to be close to one of my fav meals mum used to make recently and gave it a shot..

I'm holding off on the heat pump as much as I can. I have used the electric blanket once, and maybe again tonight

You've been played.

so, take everything you see on the internet with a grain of salt. There are no doomsday bunkers of any kind here.

He *tried* but then ran into Queenstown NIMBYs that made his shitty life hell and he sold everything and moved all his business interests to Malta, Japan and Argentina.
He spent a total of 2 whole weeks in AoNZ, bought citizenship off a corrupt Prime Minister and has never been back.

I am absolutely not protecting that arsehole, but the fact is that Aotearoa NZ has 5 million people. Everyone knows someone in construction, logistics and supply chain, local government etc, and SOMEONE would be talking about a 500 foot hole in Queenstown

I'm making Salisbury Steak with onion gravy and scalloped potatoes with offcut cheddar because I deserved a treato

yea.. dunno man .. got some of the good shit this time around and I've been steady shoving OP Greenberry muffins in my gob for 3 days

oh he fucking does not either.. he's spending a shitload of time at Zuck's place in Hawaii though..

so, being as that it's 4/20 today in AoNZ, I decided to whip up some comfort food for dinner..

again.. it's 4/20 and I forgot to turn the oven on an hour ago .

nah.. about 30mm will get you to vital organs or arteries

5*C temp drop in 10 minutes.. 17.6 - 12.4*C

you misspelled 'Chairs'

THIS RIGHT FUCKING HERE IS WHY NOBODY LIKES YOU CUNZ

no... better idea..

Getting rid of the Default America folks because I'm getting dumber with every post.

Cuz.. STAAAAP..

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🎶... there are no bunkers in New Zeeeelunnd...🎶

we can make room by not allowing mossies, blowflies or Agapanthus on board.

A woman was getting her hair done at the salon for a trip to Rome with her husband. Long She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So how are you getting there?" "We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!" "Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly and they're always late. So where are you staying in Rome?" "We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called Teste." "Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks it's gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump." "We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope." "That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. "You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it." A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome. "It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot. And the Teste hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!" "Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope." "Actually, we were quite lucky because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.

Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me." "Oh, really! What'd he say?" He said: "Who fucked up your hair?"

Stolen from Reddit, but too good not to share..

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the dough freezes really well .. never gets ice hard because of the oil, and they puff up like little clouds because of the moisture

(Pro tip - dried Goji berries, half dark, half white choc chips)

I do a batch once a week, but it's only me eating them, so I roll the batch into a log and freeze it and just slice off 3-4 at a time .. Fresh and hot every time ;)

It's not difficult. I am SO grateful to be welcomed and accepted here, but with that comes a LOT of responsibility

You broke it, you stay there and fix it, yanno?