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Embrace your inner special ed teacher

If my "80's New Wave and Synth-pop Anthems" playlist devolving into showtunes is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

Sometimes the algorithm knows me better than I know myself.

“Now, are you supposed to be The Doctor?”

Yes.

(Inner monologue: fuck you man. #nerdbrosarestibros)

Who's the master?!

Got my Dio. And, breakfast candy, and every joint braced. Let's go, Tuesday.

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Who's got a good alternative to a Kindle that works with Libby? Because I ain't buying a new Kindle, as there is nothing wrong with mine, but I will spend my money on something else just out of spite. Because that's who I am.

Gun incident at my kid's school this morning (everyone is safe, and it was a non-emergency), but I do want to thank the very brave Ohio legislators for protecting our kids by banning...*checks notes* cell phones and drag.

No less than two people who are completely unrelated and have never met have told me today that I look like Diane Keaton. I'm sending this from the grave because I'm dead. I have evolved into my final form.

After losing all of my Word files overnight, my Word editor decided I was French. Quel dommage! I had a cupcake, though, so that ought to balance things out. *shakes first in the air in french*

I have my window open; my office mate is running a heater. #makingitworkinohioinmarch

Have to put a plug in for the sewing machine bobbin. They're little monsters vomiting thread all over your garment.

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“Why are your eyes orange and green. It makes you look evil.” -My son

Be the kind of person who gets shared Bigfoot sightings in your old hometown info.

Has anyone ever won a $100 visa card for filling out a survey?

Also, I chased my breakfast candy with a glazed donut so...

Look, I love Irish rebel songs probably more than most, but my dudes, women exist.

About to display The Glow

Ma’am! In this economy?!

Me: Did you have enough protein today?
Rory: I don’t need a hot cocoa.
#scene

Howard would know how bad my head was hurting today and bring me a Coke. Grief is weird and long-lasting.

@rhymedwithboth.bsky.social, it is time. #JCS

Are you ever out here just living your life and then start thinking about what a dick Lord Byron was?

Picture of 12 year old girl holding up a peace sign

When people defend Trump and all the people in power involved with Epstein, when they do nothing, this is who they’re talking to.

Hey, I made you a playlist. tidal.com/playlist/0a3...

PSA: If you live anywhere that had a warm-up yesterday, know that I saw Jesus in the parking lot while trying to get out of my car this morning.

I bet you think you raised hell.

If watching The Muppet Show and weeping is wrong my inner child doesn't want to be right.

imagine looking at this moment of renewed outrage against mega-rich predators and thinking yeah, it's a good time for me, a mega-rich predator, to launch my comeback

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