i think apple is making iphones vibrate stronger than ever in an effort to divide communities. i get so annoyed at how strong the vibration is that i am answering phone calls from loved ones with hate in my heart

straight white couples be like “our dog was the witness at our wedding. he signed the marriage certificate with an inked paw. yeah he’s in doula training now, he’s gonna deliver our first born child”

sex dungeons are panic rooms for fucking. both are safe places to really freak out in

need her

i love babysitting for families who have a rocking chair in the baby’s room i am stimming up a storm at work

pussy from a girl who kills you afterward >>>>>

can’t help but gently shake a little ass every time i check my pulse like damn these arteries are movin’ it

i have a perverted belief that i could make anyone cry just by hugging them. i can be pretty sincere with it when i wanna be. i have the warmth

some absolute hater told me to sleep with one eye open. brother my third eye is always open. i foresaw your ass. blocked

showing hole at the Dimmadome

eating onions shouldn’t do that to my breath i’m a nice girl

it doesn’t sit right with me that there was so much time in history before i was born. i should’ve been there

the CIA gave me a yeast infection to distract me from finding out The Truth

some call it getting cucked i call it using a stunt double

the length of the table of contents in "united states involvement in regime change"

Woman Finally Allowed to Fully Orbit the Moon

they’re gonna set up an airb&b on the moon

whenever i check into a doctor’s appointment i’m worried the receptionist is gonna be like “you don’t have an appointment also that doctor doesn’t exist also you’re not our patient we’ve never heard of you also this isn’t even a real building you’re dreaming wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up w

my lou? (takes long drag of cigarette) I haven’t skipped to that in years..

whenever i’m feeling stressed about money, i just think about how there are hundreds of billionaires who could set me up for life without any change to their lifestyle and i get so pissed off i almost black out

in my mind i am very small. i leap from lily pad to stone and i bathe in an acorn cap. i take naps on patches of moss. i live in a tulip you see,

sorry i can’t come out tonight my chest aches with a feeling of unrelenting sadness and despair. also i threw up a little bit in my mouth trying to force a burp and now i don’t feel so good

food is fuel for the body and the brain. i eat a chicken sandwich so i can think a little clearer. and once my tummy settles i run around and do stunts

i don't bother defending bluesky to other people anymore i agree that it sucks but at least it doesn't feel like you're posting from inside a klan meeting

what’s perhaps more annoying than having to question if everything is AI, is that now every video ever posted has at least one comment insisting that it is AI

shitting in a way that is performative and hack

trans day of audibility. let them scream

currently visualizing every trans person. i see you all in my mind’s eye lookin hot and strong and powerful. i hope y’all can get away with some crimes today love ya

there comes a time in every young man’s life when he has to learn some hard truths, such as objects in mirror are closer than they appear

putting my hypothetical baby in all sorts of fucked up situations and forcing him to undergo several trials and tribulations. if he passes, i will give birth to him and if he does not, we engage in hand-to-hand combat for my consciousness