I mean, there’s plenty of actual audible sound produced, can’t that be enough for people to not want them in their neighborhood?

she was right

hired an indefatigable public relations team!

few people are perfect, but she comes awfully close 🤩

what the actual hell though

the OSS 117 films from France

well, the movie isn’t actually based on the Gospels, but on the visions of some 19th century German nun, iirc

deep cut, but I for one appreciate it

I’m with you!

squeakiest wheel getting so much fucking grease right now

full of shite, if he’s any indication

they found a HOOK on the driver’s side DOOR 👻

a popular meme, “i know she be running a mcdonalds like its the navy” the image is of a white woman in probably her early forties, very butch-presenting with short hair, wearing a burgundy dress shirt, green patterned tie, gray suit vest, and jeans she has a very confident smile and is standing against a porch or deck railing in a back yard you would absolutely trust her to complete a task precisely just based on this photo

as the meme says (referring to the pre-Trump Navy, of course):

there are also a lot of barriers to entry for men who are members of minority groups, and for all women and non-binary people

they seemed to take the actual mysteries seriously, which was a refreshing change

also, Liu’s wardrobe in this show was beyond aspirational, one of the greatest TV wardrobes ever

why do we keep funding the armed thugs who eagerly hurt us but only reluctantly help us?

it felt so incredible to be able to write 1 entire GB to one piece of physical media

happier, simpler times

fair, I feel this one

the time it would take to finish the number of potential projects I currently have overwhelms my most optimist actuarial lifespan projections

please, I have an Iomega Jaz drive somewhere in a file cabinet

this explains a lot

be the change you want to see in the world!

a photo of the US actor Spring Byington (1886-1971) she is a plain but pleasant-faced white woman in her late fifties or early sixties with short, curly gray hair she is wearing a floral shirtdress and has her hands at her chest in a comic gesture of surprise that matches her facial expression the photo is signed by her with the text “To Bob—Me? Yes! Best Ever—Spring Byington”

“oh, dear! do you also smell burning toast? you know, smelling things that aren’t there can be a sign of a stroke

you probably ought to get that checked out”

I could get away with that, too, because I look approximately like this:

I love settling down in an airport with an overpriced snack and a book, and without a gnawing anxiety that I’m going to miss my flight 🤷🏻‍♀️

I’d settle for accountability

those do look superior! I’ll have to check that place out

re: last post:

no more prosecutors for governor, not ever

Boston — Governor Maura Healey today nominated Vince DeMore to serve on the Massachusetts Parole Board. If confirmed by the Governor’s Council, DeMore will fill the vacancy created when Tonomey Coleman was confirmed as an Associate Justice on the District Court. Governor Healey also nominated Thomas Trilla to serve as Clerk Magistrate for the Northeast Housing Court. “My administration is committed to a parole system that prioritizes public safety and delivers fair and just decisions,” said Governor Maura Healey. “Vince brings a deep understanding of the justice system from multiple perspectives, including as a prosecutor, defense attorney and a Special Victim’s Counsel in the JAG Corps. He understands the responsibility of these decisions and will help ensure they are balanced, fair and grounded in evidence. I am also proud

maura healey (demon governor) has nominated a prosecutor to fill a vacancy on the parole board which will make the board 60% cops: two parole officers, one probation officer, and this new prosecutor.
the gov council meets on wednesday for a confirmation hearing.
i'll thread some things you can do:

that is an impressive lineup! even I, an only mildly Anglophilic 🇺🇸 lady, recognize all of those faces

oooh, good one