Couple dynamic, lovingly calling each other parasite and host

"self compassion is so important for-" LOOOOOSERRRRRRRR

which branch of local government do i call about this?

for the past week i have been repeatedly thwarted by the black orb of slenkrythka

Met a guy who was very into me today. He wasn't my type but I did manage to extort monster from him

so far every single customer to come in has shot me in the chest point blank with an incendiary round which is kind of weird but what can you do

people that get really into politics sound fucking insane. dude what the hell are you talking about

"autism doesn't make you stupid" idk about you but ts definitely makes me stupid

just do something dude. otherwise you won't do anything and you'll feel worse

10pm choice paralysis... try to draw... write... crimp wig........... so many choices and all of them sound bad

I FUFKING CAN'T im sorry much love fujins this is so funny though

when will people just admit they don't know SHIT about politics dude i can see right through you

lwk i hate this one

these compulsions bro

there are like 4 types of guys

Nah that sounds cute asf. I thought you meant you were gonna tailor it or something, go for it dude

should i watch hbh

i'm curious now

[introducing nonbinary partner] this is my faggot

Keeping it gangsta homie keeping it real

Because of WOKE

THEY TOOK MY BOX CUTTER

BECAUSE OF WOKE

that rabbit that i hate
#tadc #theamazingdigitalcircus #tadcjax

The Dimitri finds out meme, which is a two panel vertical meme of a guy being interviewed by a lady. The caption reads "The club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing." The second caption reads "There is much pain in the world, but not in this room."

Bluesky rn

sometimes you make decisions that can only be explained by being written by a stupid author

find my pages bro

"are you autistic" would be such a funny insult if it weren't abelist. might start saying similar things like "are you a taylor swift fan?" instead

Field: YOU ALL DID A YURI WITHOUT INVITING ME? Person: I thought you were into men? Field: I still like to be included! ... What's a Yuri? I think it has something to do with ice.