*sees mountain* oh fuck guys, watch out! Lions live there

I’ve returned

I have plaque psoriasis and have essentially experienced this except far more painfully lol

There needs to be more positive harbingers instead of doom and shit like that. I want a harbinger of ice cream sandwiches.

how we envisioned the dark future: you wear leather and buy brain stims from a small store in an alley. your wrist computer helps you hack

actual dark future: your $89 pants rip after 8 wears. adderall shortage. your wrist computer makes you stand up hourly and buzzes with email from your boss

break into funeral, steal body, carve and butcher it in front of his family, feed stray dogs the meat

I see

I’m fat as shit and this dude was built like a mini fridge and also was complicit in multiple genocides I think it’s okay to say he was a fat piece of human scum. Not evil because he was fat, just evil and also shaped like a manatee

I'm dying I need this framed on my wall skksadjasidh

He rest.

swords United meme with the various knights labeled as leftist political factions, pointing their swords at Henry Kissinger's decapitated head

finally, a United Left!

Screencap from the venture bros showing Doc and Brock looking up at the giant observer alien while the alien yells "IGNORE ME!"

Posting about how sad I am but then feeling bad when people respond trying to make me feel better

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fyi in case you are wondering "may his memory be a blessing" is the standard jewish response to death but there's another, special one just for evil bastards, "may his name be erased"

I want my tombstone to be a gum ball machine that just takes your money.

Doing crimes of passion

anybody on here wanna kiss

Sorry if I don’t post here much. This site is kind of my fallout shelter for if/when Twitter finally explodes for good. But I’m around if you need me on either site just hmu. Also I’m on Instagram, same username everywhere! :)

DRAKE: (rapping) whats up girl / (singing) sorry i mean they ~

Me on this app trying to re-find everyone I've ever known and loved

During a stop at the Iowa State Fair during his 2020 campaign, a conservative provocateur trailing the Democratic presidential candidates asked Mr. Biden, “How many genders are there?” Mr. Biden replied: “There are at least three. Don’t play games with me, kid.”

"At least three" remains the funniest and most correct answer to this question

Wake n baking to celebrate America and God Christ Jesus being borned

relatable post but also what the fuck did you do to the bottom half of this image. why is it ai generated noise.

in the song “for what it’s worth” buffalo springfield says “there’s a man with a gun over there” like that’s unusual, which is how you know the song is outdated, because now that’s just tuesday

A beagle-basset that has become so sleepy that her tongue is sticking out and her inner eyelid is showing. Full zombie mode.

This was my incredible dog earlier

It’s hotdog summer, brother

I’m about to open up this fucking pit

ⓘ 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐳𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡

Amen and god bless