I just got over this. The incubation was just over 1 day, and put me in bed for three days.

At some point Iran is going to have to insist that the delegation from the US consists of at least one person with a PhD in nuclear fission.

Can’t we just give them their own island? Like maybe Bikini Atoll?

Welcome back to the madness

I'm hoping that your merchandise will eventually include tank tops.

2 hours! OMG

We're definitely crediting Trump with fucking up the global economy, and other stupid shit.

Smart Glasses designed and manufactured by immigrants.

The US delegation probably has no clue what the Budapest Memorandum is.

Back to calling it a war.

NYT has apparently been failing for 6 years, with 11.8 million readers.

They won't negotiate with idiots. Offer to send several PhD's and they'll consider it.

Every couple years I announce that I'm going out to cancel his vote. That is the extent of our political discussions.

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He’s badly injured.

Expecting Iran’s supreme leader to tweet, “Fire on one more of our fucking cargo ships, you crazy bastards, and you’ll find out for sure if you obliterated our navy”

Being the stable genius that he is, he won’t rehearse it, and he’ll screw it up b

So the Iranians are a no-show (they were never invited) so the US can blow up some bridges.

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I think the teleported

Looking forward to videos from Vegas.

In a casino watching people. I see several Amish walk by.

How’d they get here?

From a guy who needs mood stabilizers.

They fired across their bow.

This is a dance off. If you see this, repost a dance, or you are eliminated.

I'm blocked.

Boomers and a percentage of GenX still watch cable news. The rest of the world gets their news from whichever media feed they've been getting it from. This merger is not a troubling as talking heads make it out to be.

Scientists can't keep a secret.

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Surprised that crucifix hadn’t burned a hoke into her chest.

Iran is about to get everything they demanded, and they may periodically shut down the strait to demand even more benefits.