I love history, and I love teaching people about history- so when Kenzie asked about my thesis, I went a bit overboard giving her a visual demonstration

Bwaaaaah ♡

i think we figured out who's bone this is lol ♡♡♡

#steamedhams Here's to thirty more years of this very unforgettable luncheon ♡

#steamedglans

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

Would it be rude of me to ask for a sample?

Kenzie got a bit too big for her old con attire, I guess Penn will have to go in her stead

is this flirting? i dont know how this works...

a gift for my GF~

Penn has grown a lot the past year or so- she transitioned AND got shorter

You're prettier! >:3

big news - ive actually sketched out the entire issue- and were in for a long one! (for clarity- this page is about 1/4 of the way through >:D

Greetings from Cow TF Island 🐮🥛🌴

Well they can suck it because theyre losers for using AI and for not wanting you on their team U_U

Just a casual reminder that Weird Al is the goat, and so is this artist >:3

It hugs your belly so well

Damn, dude, those chops are fuckin' killer 🤘

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What do i do with this information

yeah, I'll do a macro march piece i guess... im deciding to upload sketches instead of forcing myself to just always put out finished work

featuring my bestie and my girlfriend UwU

HOLY SHIT! ITS BACK, AND IM NOT DEAD! 

lol yeah, sorry for the year long delay, three people who actually read this comic. im trying to make a backlog so i can make sure i dont do that again

Naming my town BellePits

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For real though! Its like the people who do that have no clue how fuckin rude they sound when they go off like that.

This gives away the whole game, as people have been warning for years and years. This is identity erasure of a whole class. the precedents for having documents revoked by group…are not good.

I vote C, it flows better with the design of the face imo

Big stuffed pubby tummy

Big stuffed pubby tummy stinky

On a Lunch date with my “Deerest” Friend Penny~💙(@mamacowaugustine.bsky.social)

The food was very tasty~💙
~🫧BBUURRRRRRPPPP🫧!~
…And Very Filling too!

I would give her the whole restaurant just to see her adorable face smile

Happy birthday! And congrats on upgrading to Milfery~ ♡

I had to draw Hagar from cult of the lamb, she is such a cute strong lady.