Y'all is a pronoun, y'all.

Went online for social interaction, got exasperated and annoyed. I have chosen a John Wick marathon. The cat has chosen extra scritches.

Calico cat curled on fuzzy green blanket with a look of betrayal on her face.

She would like everyone know she was not stinky and she definitely did not need her ears cleaned. Also, sweetpea and vanilla pet wipes are the work of the devil.

I unexpectedly have tomorrow off. I'm gonna make a big pot of soup and biscuits.

Cinnamon pull apart bread made with copious amounts of sugar and premade buttermilk biscuit dough.

Monkey bread is a Christmas breakfast tradition. Scrambled eggs, bacon, orange juice, and coffee. After this comes gifts, games, charcuterie and movies.

Broke into the fancy Christmas cheese over here.

Most of these delicious snickerdoodles will go out as gifts. I ate 2 before they were cool they have to go.

That's both the advantage and disadvantage of living in a small town. My postmaster is my neighbor and if I give her cookies they better be on point. 😂
I do and they are!

🤙

How should I feel about the death of a man that made millions from denying health care to his company's customers?

I had a cough yesterday, I wasn't sure if it was allergies or a cold. I wore a mask to the post office, I got looks like I was an idiot until I had a coughing fit in the corner.

I didn't think the Leopard Eating Faces Party would eat my face!

It's my day off and someone is making me waffles. Booyah!

Is your friend bougie or a pyro? That determines the features you look for. Does it need marshmallow fork rests or heat resistant alloy?

I had to contact customer service because a package was lost. I was polite to the person who answered. I've worked a help line, this person was traumatized. I feel bad I couldn't stay on the line with them, I must have been the only decent person they talked to all week.

I tried that at work, they asked me not to do it again.

It's called putting away the leftovers and you're helping. 👍

Brown chicken standing in a field with trees in the background; wearing garden gnome costume, a red felt pointed cap on top of the chicken's head, with white beard, blue tunic belted with gold, brown pants and white boots under its head held on with an elastic band.

Someone is thrilled you booked a vacation over Thanksgiving in the middle of nowhere. You Suck. If you brought children with you, F#&* you. If you let them run wild they should be removed from your care, A$$#0!#$.

Candied yams are garbage, marshmallows aren't dinner food unless you're 5 and it's your birthday. Save time and taste buds just bake them. Split them open add compound garlic butter.

I carry a clutch. Inside my big ol tote bag!

Living in a tiny town.
Neighbor/Boss calling...
Me What do you want?
NB There's smoke by your place!
Me Yup, burn barrel burning.
NB Oh okay just thought I'd check.

No wind at the moment, got to light it before it's full.

The heating pad died, she would like everyone to know how unhappy she is. The larger, warmer, softer heated throw is unacceptable. After this picture was taken she left to complain to the primary human about my poor service.

My personal best is 14 turkeys cooked for Thanksgiving. I think the single 12# bird I'm doing this year should be a breeze.

“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say

Angelface Murderbritches says a chilly day off means blanket time on the couch.

Abortion bans kill women. I had pregnancy go horrifically wrong years ago, if I my doctor had to wait even one hour to treat me I would have died.

Georgia Dismissed All Members of Maternal Mortality Committee After ProPublica Obtained Internal Details of Two Deaths In a letter, the state’s public health commissioner said the action was taken because “confidential information provided to the Maternal Mortality Review Committee was inappropriately shared with outs...

Georgia officials have dismissed all members of the state's Maternal Mortality Review Committee, which is charged with investigating deaths of pregnant women, in response to ProPublica's reporting on the deaths of Amber Thurman and Candi Miller.

I accidentally bought four bags of popping corn. If I make food gifts this year everyone is getting carmel corn!