The kids I nanny got a new book and I keep asking if they want to read it and they keep saying no and I’m like okay but maybe I want to read it??

Me when the urgent care doctor was trying to tell me it actually wasn’t a stomach bug and I was throwing up so much due to morning sickness 😭😭

Everyone’s so worried about indoctrinating the kids to be queer but really I’m indoctrinating them to use hand sanitizer and wash their hands with soap and water

Every time we have a 40 degree day in winter I convince myself that winter is over and we’re done with the worst of it and inevitably it starts snowing again a few days later and I feel betrayed and also act as if I have never experience a winter in the Midwest ever before

January reading journal update. Been getting into dystopian books lately… wonder why…

(I never mean for reading to be competitive I just love tracking data about myself especially in a crafty way and I also have no social life and the world is depressing)

Also, imagine if I had nice handwriting 😭

No it shows growth 🥺

Quashing the misandry claims: read a book by a man and enjoyed it (The Family Experiment by John Marrs)

This makes up for the time I was reading a book, realized the author was a man, and promptly decided I didn’t like it and stopped reading it.

It’s a shame too because a stage manager would’ve made sure he knew he was supposed to enter upstage of the car

Serious question… do they not have like a dress rehearsal for the inauguration??? How did Vance never know where he was supposed to be 😭😭

We could’ve had Kamala 😭😭

I made it a goal this year that every Sunday I would cook a recipe from scratch. Last week I made fresh pasta and marinara sauce; this week I made spinach and artichoke gnocchi. I’m sure I will give up by like March but I sure am enjoying it now

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Democrats are so fucked…

Now 170 million Americans who saw Biden sign the bill banning the app will watch as Trump “saves” it.

I guarantee this is part of the deal they’ve worked out. “I’ll grant you the extension, but you have to shut down, and you have to make it clear to all 170 million users that I’m the one who can and will save you.”

I’m sad.

I have so many saved tiktoks I need to go for book recs and small businesses I wanna try and haven’t yet because it doesn’t feel real and it really feels like when it would be the end of the semester and I would have to rush packing last minute bc I was in denial about returning to Ohio

We could’ve had Sherrod Brown 🤧🤧 Ohio has taken the final step in going from a true swing state to just a conservative hell hole

Nasal spray is gods greatest gift to this world. My humidifier works hard but my Sinex extra strength saline ultra fine mist works harder 🩷

I only just learned of its existence as I read it approximately 8 million times to a two year old procrastinating nap, but I will be checking these out immediately

Love this book because mouse just gaslights everyone because he wants to spend time alone?? Wish I had that power

Debating if I use this platform to over share my inner most thoughts and feelings or if I simply use it to share what books I’m reading