“NO, there are twenty-four lights.”

Dear Mr. Fantasy YouTube video by Traffic - Topic

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I’m not cool with the apparent Janet erasure I’m hearing is in that MJ biopic.

Guaranteed someone’s gotta put “Looking for love triangle ass” on their dating profile.

Clayface | Official Teaser YouTube video by DC

Wow. That’s some Jacob’s Ladder level creepy face shit there.

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Sometimes you ask “could Spirit Airlines be run worse?”, and today, I answer: apparently, yes.

Apparently Virginia is for lovers, not assholes.

Apologies, I misread that as “POOPniverse”.

I mean, ACME has really bad production line problems, I can see that, but couldn’t a whistleblower reveal that or someone with less baggage?

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This Tuesday at 9 PM Pacific, join #CultShelf for Christopher Walken Week, starting with THE DOGS OF WAR! A mercenary is hired to take down a violent dictator, and it’s a job with intrigue and betrayal! You can find the movie on Tubi, MGM Plus, and YouTube!

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It’s also technically a remake of a Korean movie. It’s quite bugnuts. #ImpromptuTheater

Thanks! Next week we got a recent L.A. crime flick with an all-star cast!

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And with that, thanks #ImpromptuTheater gang! Next week at a special time, it’s CRIME 101! Until then, take care and have a great week!

Giant s’more time! #ImpromptuTheater

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Also Emma Stone was to be in this. The writer of this wrote BUGONIA also. #ImpromptuTheater

Hey, they’re getting a gift bag. #ImpromptuTheater

Well, she at least got it to go. #ImpromptuTheater

“Does it come with fries?” Good question. #ImpromptuTheater

“You failed, and bored me. And the worst part is, I’m still ***king hungry.” #ImpromptuTheater

So much for the rescue attempt. #ImpromptuTheater

I mean, he was right. They had a chance to flee. #ImpromptuTheater

“You told them it was my birthday?”
“It was funny three hours ago.”
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Well, didn’t tell Elsa about that. Curious. #ImpromptuTheater

“What school did you go to?”
“Brown.”
“Student loans?”
“No.”
“I’m sorry, you’re dying.”
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“The memory of your face in that film and even seeing you now haunts me.” #ImpromptuTheater