Still sounds better in the original German though

Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses" On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

Make it stick.

Hegseth: "The only ones who need to be worried right now are Iranians who think they're going to live"

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

He was an underrated Everyone is 12 Patient Zero. "I want to own 10 cars and I think girls are gross." Of course you do, you're 12.

linux heads were always right. time to sit my dumbass down and learn

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

We wanted to understand Trump's end game in Iran. So we talked to three unvaccinated Jake Paul fans at a Jack-in-the-Box in Fresno.

One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

these people should all hang

Oh fuck, they let go of the Bluey balloon!

I KNOW you’re just saying that cus I’ve heard other songs and they are all much better

I keep trying to watch Encanto but I can’t make it past how bad the first song is. Who okayed that as the FIRST song of the movie.

Satan’s claws

Super Hans in Peep Show saying "People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people, Jeremy."

"JK Rowling's opening line in first Harry Potter book voted among best of all time"

How you know Elon announced a new feature on Twitter

My thick big tiddy gamer wife is order a huge quintessential quintuplets poster for herself.

Skill

Moving cats

Implying soccer isn’t confusing

AJ has 4 demands for video games:

Good story
Fun gameplay
Not too confusing
Hot girls

Old man withers can eat this drussy