pussy slapping needs to be done more. to me.

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Drawing of a book with a desk printer on the cover with the title "The printer that simply worked and other fairy tales"

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Happy 4/20 babes 😇

idk yet so ig i’ll need one of each to compare side by side..

friendly reminder that they are chatty with you to get more information. give short and succinct answers, don’t get chatty and be happy, these people are trying to find every possible way for you to not get paid. even if it means liquidating ur livelihood

SSI interview in a nutshell:

SSI: do you have pensions?
me: no
S: do you have stuff hidden somewhere
M: no
S: do have assets?
M: No

then repeat those questions above for 45 minutes +

like don’t worry if i’m too sore, i can ride it out the next day 😂

the best part about being an ambulatory wheelchair user is you really can fuck me into a wheelchair and i can’t walk🥰

#disabled #nsfw #slut

i have a king size bed i share with two shih tzus, i fight this battle all the time 😂 or their favorite, locking me in one position with one in front and one behind 😅 can’t even roll around

This is totally a legit popup window and I need your credit card info please uwu

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"Fat pussy" is so overused... I would like to submit cushy cunt, luxurious labia, or even voluptuous vulva for consideration. Thank for your time.

Mamdani: If the NYC apartment you keep solely for bi-yearly affairs with your mistress costs over 5 million dollars, you gotta pay more tax

NYPD officer who’s been on disability since 2006 because he stomped too hard on a lady during an arrest and fucked up his ankle: This is a travesty

Bong rips with my tits out.

took my enjoyed tf out of his last dog park day :) we brought whipped cream and hung out with friends 💖

if an emergency room doctor finds out you're trans it's about a 50/50 shot they're going to blame your hormones for the problem without investigating the issue further.

a response i’ve gotten to that statement is also anal 😂

sir ur not kinky for liking a consenting hole

So, it's okay for a cat to run away and hide under the bed when visitors come, but,
when I do it, it's "rude" and "antisocial."

In case someone needs to hear this: It’s totally okay and not at all ‘weird’ to book a provider for softer, less sexual forms of intimacy. Many, many people enjoy kissing and cuddling just as much, or more than, sex. 💕

i would be so pretty in this

please take notes

STRETCH MARKS ARE SO SEXY

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All I wanna do is get gangbanged and sleep for the next week

I'm milling my own grain and baking my own bread, and making cookies from scratch with eggs from my backyard chickens.

But don't mistake me... I'm not trying to give trad wife vibes with this post.

I want to put on a witch's hat and go frolic in my herb garden and hex the government.