a picture of me with a very large tub of sour cream that is the same size as my head

this was the only one left at the store so open to ideas on how to use it all

can someone revive divas live? really feel like that could heal a lot right now

sleepy baby

i tell myself like every three weeks that i’ll take this app seriously and i think this time it’ll stick

happy birthday!!

made ornaments of my three most recent halloween costumes to send to friends/family :)

my only goal in life is to live long enough to be featured in the smucker’s birthday segment on the today show

Black shirt with sparkly gold image that looks like a belt buckle. Text on the buckle says “If that ain’t KNTRY” with a boot and radio station tower as additional design flourish.

Red shirt with a line drawing in white of a sandwich board that says “If you ain’t got no grits, get the f*ck up out the south”

made some shirts for beyonce this weekend!

the editing of next gen: nyc is so…. weird? like why is each word of the superimposed captions a different size??

why are they singing so much this season of survivor? nobody wants to hear all of that

the us government:

what did you call me

@schumer.senate.gov retire bitch

Brandy - Right Here (Departed) (Official Video) YouTube video by BrandyVEVO

gas station was blasting this youtu.be/vzwoJ10UyO0?...

These are my only two moods

got better, cheaper seats than I had for RWT!

rewatching laguna beach 👁️🫦👁️

Who did this ☠️☠️☠️

not the notes app

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Elmo praises SZA following #SuperBowl Halftime show:

“May Elmo just say, Ms. SZA, YOU WERE FANTASTIC!!! ⭐️❤️🙌”

omg i won $40

anyone have some extra aluminum foil?

jumping on the bandwagon to say go birds!!!

love love love when a restaurant includes those big plastic ramekins with to-go boxes so you can bring your sauces home too

i really shouldn’t but i think i will

what if i did a full survivor rewatch *conch shell sound*