his little paw…

I wwnna snuggle him all night :333

fingering my pussy with the Monkey's Paw

he makes me sick. I look at this & I wanna break shit

receiving offers hits differently when an inability to refuse is the vibe

hi 🚶‍♀️‍➡️

continuing work on m'comic. heres a special preview of Just Bros Being Dudes

that last one mightve been a bit much. but I thought it was funny

the day I reached 1000 posts on the homestar runner fan wiki forums & earned the ability to set a custom user rank, that was the happiest day of my life. & the 2nd happiest day was when I shot cum for the first time

this is a really hot-topic-t-shirt-ass 3rd-rate-webcomic-from-2007-ass joke but yknow, sometimes those are just the jokes you hafta make...

Nigel Cheese | Down the Rabbit Hole YouTube video by Fredrik Knudsen

busco quintnary just dropped

i think electricity is an element. it should be element 0. if you have hydrogen & you take away the proton & the neutron, you just have the electron. or maybe it should be element -1 because it's negatively charged. i'm still workshopping my groundbreaking theory, you see

WHAT WE SAID: ima firin my lazor
WHAT THIS GENERATION SAY: ima firin my goonstick

what do we think of this change, folks? good? bad? somewhere in between?

they never aired on the same channel... the last mst3k aired on comedy central just months before south park's debut... like two ships passing in the night... what could of been...

if you showed a 25 year old zoomer king dedede drooling while eating he would cry his little pisspants. meanwhile when I was a kid I was eating goatses for breakfast #WhatHappened?

does anyone else think ai art SUCKS? “P U”!!! hey, give this account a follow if you think ai art is for the birds!!! & like all my posts too

accidentally creampieing a girl with a load of rapid-fire BB-gun-like kidney stones #BlueMaga

I will never use a tone indicator… I would sooner use a “tone”, of bricks, to crush you flat to pancakes…

just bonered my balls

methinks I’ve earned a little partake in some “video gaming” !!

🔞🔞🔞🔞 this came out really nice, I think. especially for only spending like a couple hours on it. I’m quite satisfied with myself! 😌

on vacation… lightly st*ned… fully stocked fridge… new kenny plush drops in a few hours… & it’s raining all week??? could this potentially be the best week of my entire life???

equally vintage shaun & j*n fanart. i actually still like this one

check out this hideous contrapoints fanart i made in 2017 🤗

“beware the ides of 420” - famous historical event

I said it but noone listened to me because literally everyone is against me & all I try to do is help & everyone literally just is a hater for literally no reason…

we are truly the universe experiencing itself over and over

they are too young to be smoking weed… they will surely get a tummy ache from such activities… where are the parents? that’s what I wanna know…

“its 420 420, gotta get high on 420– everybodys looking ford to the weed ken…” - Stoner Rebecca Black